So I was lurking da chanz

[Tumor]

Someone posted this

>Turn 7
>have party
>pin the crime on the n*gger, beat the hanging mexican until candy comes out, vidya games, etc.
>mom brings out cake
>lights candles
>as long island culture dictates, I am now a man and must achieve my first erection
>grab the neighbors daughter by the pigtails
>throw her into cake
>get erection
>swing my boner wildly in the air
>the whole neighborhood cheers
>father releases the hyenas
>all the other children sing the traditional puberty chant
>"foreskin foreskin testes fire!"
>I beat down one of the hyenas with the pinata stick
>I ejaculate onto the hyenas corpse
>Me, my father and all the young males at the party carry the hyena corpse outside and up the ladder onto the roof
>other hyenas go mad and kill all the females
>begin ceremonial manhood fire
>one of my testes falls off
>I am now a man

Is that not the most enlightening thing you have ever read? (Also I put the asterisk on dat one word)

[The Borg]

I'm 4CHAN regular. Nuff said, eh

[Nathan17890]

0.0
My god.

[Hail]

(11-05-2012 02:12 AM)The Borg Wrote:  I'm 4CHAN regular. Nuff said, eh

why am i not suprised?

[Dougal]

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