Very Bad DarkRP Ideas.

[Refticus]

This thread is made to add the most stupidest and silliest ideas for DARKRP

Examples:

Every 2 seconds you need your character to breathe using a button, pressing the button opens a menu saying...
"Are you sure you need to breathe?"
With a Yes and No Question; Pressing yes opens up a minigame where you need to open your characters mouth and make him breathe in air, them make him let the air out.
This will repeat every 2 seconds
Failing this will cause a instant death.


/poop command
If you do not use the poop command every 2 minutes after eating chinese food, your body will explode.
When using the command the same menu with the breathe feature including the brilliantly made Yes and No option pops up and a mini-game plays, in this minigame you need to move each the ass muscles to remove the poop, doing this takes 1 minute and 59.99 seconds not including the Yes And No Button.
If you eat 3 boxes of chinese food in one minute, you die. No refunds.

When you die you die for good, No restarts, No retrys; You are just dead.
You need to donate $1.00 to be brought back and requires a hefty discussion with Drake.


Everyone can buy guns from the In-game shop. Making gun dealers a thing of the past.
All of the prices will be $1

[Residualgrub]

Some rp servers have a shit/piss mod those servers are really annoying.

[Mattthezombie]

If this happened I would punch my laptop screen.

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[BaltRavensxD]

(11-06-2012 02:46 AM)Dougal Wrote:  

(11-06-2012 01:12 AM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  If this happened I would punch my computer screen.

[maddawg]

My stupid Ideas


Commands:

/fap
If you don't do it once per hour you jizz in your pants and get arrested for public indecency.

/cutme
Allows you to cut yourself like an emo faget. Takes away 2 health each time you do it.

/deodorant
Forgetting to apply every 30 minutes automatically changes you into a hobo for being dirty and smelly.

/fuckme
When looking at another player, a yes or no msg box pops up asking if you would like to fuck (maddawg.) Gives plus 5 to health.

/xplode
Causes you to explode and kill anyone nearby.

/puke
For if you are a 14 year old bulimic girl.

Other stupid Ideas:

Prostitute Job: Would use /fuckme on other players who want to fuck.

Gamestop owner: Sell people pretend games, and ID people for rated M games because you care way to much.

Nuclear Missle: Purchasable from the GD for 50k. Kills everyone on the map and leave radiation for a half hour causing -5 health per minute for the next hour.

Sims-Style Needs: You would have to take care of your hunger, thirst, sleep, bathroom, social, and environmental needs like in the sims.