How2 impres teh kuul kidz at skool

[maddawg]

Deez r Maddawgs guydelines on impresing teh kuul kidz

1. Chainsmoke cigarettes in skool- dey will tink ur so kuul
2. Snort cocaine, lots nd lots of coke- Scarface did, nd hes kuul.
3. Smoke weed to impres teh wiggers who tink dey r black becuz dey listen 2 Lil Wayne
4. Smack dem hoes who be showin u disrezpect
5. Get the teacher 2 giv u a handy in frunt of teh class, den smack dat ho.
6. Tel teh principal to fuck himself
7. Sucker punch teh biggest nd baddest kid in skool 2 prove u r tuff, just like prison.
8. Sag ur pantz below ur azz, dis is gangster code for badass
9. Spend mor time in suspension den actually in school
10. Cut class as much az posible.

Diz iz how I became teh baddest mudafuka in highskool, follow deez and you will become teh kuulest kid in skool.

[John Nukette]

inb4 krawdads r kuhl

[Mattthezombie]

I lost 7 IQ in this thread.

[maddawg]

(11-09-2012 09:29 PM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  I lost 7 IQ in this thread.

den u r not kuul. follow deez guidelinz 2 becom kuul.

[Residualgrub]

[Zinc]

[John Nukette]

(11-09-2012 10:00 PM)Residualgrub Wrote:  

[Residualgrub]

(11-09-2012 10:00 PM)Residualgrub Wrote:  

[John Nukette]

(11-09-2012 10:04 PM)Residualgrub Wrote:  

(11-09-2012 10:00 PM)Residualgrub Wrote:  

[Residualgrub]

(11-09-2012 10:08 PM)John Nukette Wrote:  

(11-09-2012 10:04 PM)Residualgrub Wrote:  

(11-09-2012 10:00 PM)Residualgrub Wrote:  

[Derpy the Derp]

(11-09-2012 10:03 PM)Zinc Wrote:  

[Hail]

To impress a chick helicopter dick