Favorite Custom Jobs?

[maddawg]

Mine is pawnshop owner. What I do is I open up a shop, not as gun dealer or anything, just a custom job called 'Pawnshop Owner.' I then buy people's used or unwanted shit (guns, beer, drugs, flares, anything) and resell it. It's pretty fun if people actually sell you shit, otherwise it's boring. Most fucktards don't understand that I'm a pawnshop, not a gun dealer, and they come in telling me what gun(s) they want. And I'm like "Bitch, read my sign, OBVIOUSLY it says 'For Sale: 2 Beers, Flare, 1 Cocaine' not 'Fatherfucking Gunshop.' And half the time they don't understand that I'm not going to give them full fucking price on their gun, or I wouldn't make any fucking money when I resell it.

It's still a pretty fun, creative, and different job compared to the normal jobs.

[Gabe Newell]

My favorite custom job is probably "Troll", as which i break windows, throw bug bait, and run from the CP like a boss.

[John Nukette]

(11-10-2012 05:41 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  Mine is pawnshop owner. What I do is I open up a shop, not as gun dealer or anything, just a custom job called 'Pawnshop Owner.' I then buy people's used or unwanted shit (guns, beer, drugs, flares, anything) and resell it. It's pretty fun if people actually sell you shit, otherwise it's boring. Most fucktards don't understand that I'm a pawnshop, not a gun dealer, and they come in telling me what gun(s) they want. And I'm like "Bitch, read my sign, OBVIOUSLY it says 'For Sale: 2 Beers, Flare, 1 Cocaine' not 'Fatherfucking Gunshop.' And half the time they don't understand that I'm not going to give them full fucking price on their gun, or I wouldn't make any fucking money when I resell it.

It's still a pretty fun, creative, and different job compared to the normal jobs.

Wow, Waaaay ahead of you as the pawnshop owner, I basically invented that.


Everybody caught on and stole my idea, fuck them for doing so.

Anywayssssssss

"Conscript."
"CCCP."-Civil protection
"Nukette&Company."

[Hail]

When cp I'm S.T.A.R.S. cuz of my wesker model

Usually when I'm a cp I am first in command

[Doc Holiday]

DJ Holiday is my Custom Job. It's lots of fun. People enjoy it. I love it when I'm playing a song and the room is filled with people jumping all over.

[maddawg]

(11-10-2012 06:32 AM)John Nukette Wrote:  

(11-10-2012 05:41 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  Mine is pawnshop owner. What I do is I open up a shop, not as gun dealer or anything, just a custom job called 'Pawnshop Owner.' I then buy people's used or unwanted shit (guns, beer, drugs, flares, anything) and resell it. It's pretty fun if people actually sell you shit, otherwise it's boring. Most fucktards don't understand that I'm a pawnshop, not a gun dealer, and they come in telling me what gun(s) they want. And I'm like "Bitch, read my sign, OBVIOUSLY it says 'For Sale: 2 Beers, Flare, 1 Cocaine' not 'Fatherfucking Gunshop.' And half the time they don't understand that I'm not going to give them full fucking price on their gun, or I wouldn't make any fucking money when I resell it.

It's still a pretty fun, creative, and different job compared to the normal jobs.

Wow, Waaaay ahead of you as the pawnshop owner, I basically invented that.


Everybody caught on and stole my idea, fuck them for doing so.

Anywayssssssss

"Conscript."
"CCCP."-Civil protection
"Nukette&Company."

Oh wow I didn't even know. I never even saw anybody else do Pawnshop. I just thought of it from watching pawn stars on history channel and I thought it would be fun to rp.

[Derpy the Derp]

Pony Cop, Inspector Gadget
Nuff said.

[Sonny]

(11-10-2012 05:41 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  Mine is pawnshop owner. What I do is I open up a shop, not as gun dealer or anything, just a custom job called 'Pawnshop Owner.' I then buy people's used or unwanted shit (guns, beer, drugs, flares, anything) and resell it. It's pretty fun if people actually sell you shit, otherwise it's boring. Most fucktards don't understand that I'm a pawnshop, not a gun dealer, and they come in telling me what gun(s) they want. And I'm like "Bitch, read my sign, OBVIOUSLY it says 'For Sale: 2 Beers, Flare, 1 Cocaine' not 'Fatherfucking Gunshop.' And half the time they don't understand that I'm not going to give them full fucking price on their gun, or I wouldn't make any fucking money when I resell it.

It's still a pretty fun, creative, and different job compared to the normal jobs.

Step 1. Read John's post in official nostalgia thread.
Step 2. Claim it
Step 3. Copy Pasta
Step 4. Hope he doesn't read it.
Step 5. Oh shit, he just read it.
Step 6. Pretend he didn't.

On topic though, Engineer. I build shit with other shit, for other shit heads, that do helpful shit, and shit.

[John Nukette]

"Nuclear Engineer."

[Tumor]

blak rites enthusiest

[harvey-morritt]

Rapist. That or a hobo carer.

[Lucid]

Im "The Man Eating Shark"/"kitty" :)

[Hail]

oh and i started candy salesman as drug dealer

so many copy cats

[Wazzy]

Best custom job?



Gun historian/collector/enthusiast.



I came up with that.



And anyone that copies me must be rich or stupid.

[Umbrella Agent Hunk]

i love being either the law or an outlaw with music and everything

[maddawg]

(11-11-2012 02:17 AM)Wazzy Wrote:  Best custom job?



Gun historian/collector/enthusiast.



I came up with that.



And anyone that copies me must be rich or stupid.

Is that when you just buy every gun possible? Haha.

[Ryladine]

Penis Enlargement Salesman.

[Hail]

(11-11-2012 03:13 AM)Ryladine Wrote:  Penis Enlargement Salesman.

i remember this and marcus was i believe a penis entanglement salesman

i loled

[Refticus]

Pedophile.
I look into peoples windows yelling "Oh yes!"

[Wazzy]

Paedophile is so common. Just saying.