THE SCP FOUNDATION MEGATHREAD

[Derpy the Derp]

Which one scares you most?

[Reagent]

scp 1004

[John Nukette]

Bobbles the clown

173

[Derpy the Derp]

Mine is the Tapeworm Child.
dat photo.

[Derpy the Derp]

Also, here are the cutest SCP
Item #: SCP-131
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No special safety procedures are to be taken with SCP-131-A and SCP-131-B. They are free to travel about Site-19 so long as they do not attempt to enter any restricted areas or attempt to leave the facility. Casual contact with the subjects is permitted, but it is recommended that such contact be kept to a minimum to prevent the creatures from forming an attachment to personnel. Hourly tabs are to be kept on subjects at all times; failure to account for their presence at these times constitutes a level one lock down situation. Any report of abuse or mistreatment of the subjects will result in harsh reprimand.

Description: SCP-131-A and SCP-131-B (affectionately nicknamed the "Eye Pods" by personnel) are a pair of teardrop-shaped creatures roughly 30 cm (1 ft) in height, with a single blue eye in the middle of their bodies. SCP-131-A is burnt orange in color while SCP-131-B is mustard yellow. At the base of each creature is a wheel-like protrusion which allows for locomotion, suggesting that the creatures may be biomechanical in origin. The subjects can move surprisingly fast, covering over 60 m (200 ft) in a matter of seconds. The subjects, however, lack a braking system, which has led to some rather spectacular, if not overly amusing, mishaps involving the creatures. The subjects have also shown the ability to climb sheer surfaces, and have gotten lost in the air vents on more than one occasion.

The subjects seem to have the intelligence of common house cats and are insatiably curious. Most of the time they simply roll around the facility, observing personnel at work and catching peeks at other Safe class SCPs. The subjects seem to be able to communicate with each other via an untranslatable high-pitched babbling. The subjects have never been observed to blink, even in laboratories when the subjects have been videotaped for over 18 consecutive hours.

[Rain]

I don't understand what this is?
Mind explaining it to me?

[Derpy the Derp]

Basically, The SCP foundation is a website where they 'capture' anomalies, such as the feared SCP 173, a statue that will only move whenever it is not looked at, and will snap your neck if you look away. Many of them have special powers, such as regeneration, taste for human blood, super speed, etc.

[Rain]

Sounds interesting. Link?

[Derpy the Derp]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1003

[Rain]

Oh man. This stuff is really interesting. The tapeworm child thing is really cool. I like the idea that the parasite turns into a normal child after it eats the host.
Pretty cool stuff. I'll post my favorite when I read more.