Me & Dave's First Day in Dayz

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[Tumor]

If I ever play DayZ the first thing I will do is this.

1. Find someone and convince them I am on their side
2. Run around with them for a little bit until we find a house
3. Tell them to go into the corner for a second to show them a glitch
4. Get close, real close, and lick their ear and whisper "shhhhh its alright bby"
5. Then shoot their kneecaps and elbows and strip their clothes off
6. Then poop all over their chest and rub the poop into their nipple hair

Oh how I wish I had Arma II: CO

[DaveTheHuman]

(11-12-2012 11:41 PM)Tumor Wrote:  If I ever play DayZ the first thing I will do is this.

1. Find someone and convince them I am on their side
2. Run around with them for a little bit until we find a house
3. Tell them to go into the corner for a second to show them a glitch
4. Get close, real close, and lick their ear and whisper "shhhhh its alright bby"
5. Then shoot their kneecaps and elbows and strip their clothes off
6. Then poop all over their chest and rub the poop into their nipple hair

Oh how I wish I had Arma II: CO

It is possible to just get OA with Arma Free, that's what I did.

[Vortex Riker]

Just team up with guy, while hes not looking terminate him with primary. Weee!

[Calyx]

(11-13-2012 12:48 AM)Zinc Wrote:  Just team up with guy, while hes not looking terminate him with primary. Weee!

or just run after people with hatchets, thats the funniest way xD

[TheGreatKhan]

OK, anyone wanna invite me to their "POSSY" or team with me in DayZ or WarZ? I got a good loadout in DayZ but I am about to buy WarZ. btw I have a M4,M9,and some other stuff in DayZ
=P