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KING OF SPAM IS BACk
11-13-2012, 08:47 PM
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Why hello there insanity
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.




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11-13-2012, 09:07 PM
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Deffinetly number 3!
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11-13-2012, 09:49 PM
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Bich pls krawdeds r king of spem
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11-14-2012, 12:10 AM
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Spam name is "church of Moose"

Pretty sure Moose owns spam.
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11-14-2012, 12:35 AM
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Bitch

I am kick ass.
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.




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11-14-2012, 04:59 AM
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You're gay.
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11-14-2012, 05:06 AM
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I am most like da Demoman

And to clarify, John is king.

Borg is official law enforcement

Moose is viceroy

*insert everyone else here*

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11-14-2012, 05:10 AM
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tumer is cancer
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11-14-2012, 05:10 AM (This post was last modified: 11-14-2012 05:11 AM by Residualgrub.)
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11-14-2012, 05:44 AM
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(11-14-2012 05:06 AM)The Borg Wrote:  I am most like da Demoman

And to clarify, John is king.

Borg is official law enforcement

Moose is viceroy

*insert everyone else here*

Zinc

Whatever a viceroy is, I most certainly am not one.
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11-14-2012, 05:44 AM
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RE: KING OF SPAM IS BACk
You're the one who puts people's balls in vices
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11-14-2012, 05:47 AM
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If we had a Mount Rushmore for spam, it would have (in my opinion) Me, John, Zinc, and Phoenix. Only because you guys make me laugh occasionally
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11-14-2012, 05:49 AM (This post was last modified: 11-14-2012 05:52 AM by Tumor.)
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RE: KING OF SPAM IS BACk
(11-14-2012 05:47 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  If we had a Mount Rushmore for spam, it would have (in my opinion) Me, John, Zinc, and Phoenix. Only because you guys make me laugh occasionally

You should see the story I just told Gun, he is traumatized now

Tumor: I will tell the story of how I shit my pants
Tumor: Let me set the mood
-SRH- Gun killer: DUDE
-SRH- Gun killer: I DONT WANNA KNOW DISGUSTING STUFF
Tumor: It was after I had unleashed my giant hard, dry, crusty crap log that was backing me up
Tumor: I was recovering from the event lying on the couch
Tumor: I thought it was over
Tumor: little did I know what was about to happen
Tumor: I felt a little pull in my stomach
Tumor: I thought nothing of it, but then it came back stronger
Tumor: At this point I was starting to get a little worried
Tumor: Then it happend
Tumor: I knew I needed to get to the bathroom quick but I wasnt going to make it
Tumor: I tried to get up and run
-SRH- Gun killer: LMAO
Tumor: But halfway there it squirted down my leg
-SRH- Gun killer: FACK
Tumor: I screamed in agony as the molten hot shit singed my leg
-SRH- Gun killer: TUMOR U NO COOL ANYMORE
Tumor: I flew through the air shitting everywhere and landed on the toilet
Tumor: I unleashed hell into it
Tumor: A black torrent of feces was pouring from my ass
-SRH- Gun killer: Sir
Tumor: This lasted about an hour or so before I checked the waters
-SRH- Gun killer: I'm Gun's dad.
Tumor: It was black as the night
-SRH- Gun killer: Don't talk like that in front of my soon you black ass motherfucker.
Tumor: After it was over I tried to whipe but my asshole stung too bad from the burns it had just suffered
Tumor: Then I took a shower and passed out
Tumor: the end
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11-14-2012, 05:51 AM
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Can't I be the awkward looking face in the mountain?
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11-14-2012, 05:55 AM
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(11-14-2012 05:49 AM)Tumor Wrote:  
(11-14-2012 05:47 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  If we had a Mount Rushmore for spam, it would have (in my opinion) Me, John, Zinc, and Phoenix. Only because you guys make me laugh occasionally

You should see the story I just told Gun, he is traumatized now

Tumor: I will tell the story of how I shit my pants
Tumor: Let me set the mood
-SRH- Gun killer: DUDE
-SRH- Gun killer: I DONT WANNA KNOW DISGUSTING STUFF
Tumor: It was after I had unleashed my giant hard, dry, crusty crap log that was backing me up
Tumor: I was recovering from the event lying on the couch
Tumor: I thought it was over
Tumor: little did I know what was about to happen
Tumor: I felt a little pull in my stomach
Tumor: I thought nothing of it, but then it came back stronger
Tumor: At this point I was starting to get a little worried
Tumor: Then it happend
Tumor: I knew I needed to get to the bathroom quick but I wasnt going to make it
Tumor: I tried to get up and run
-SRH- Gun killer: LMAO
Tumor: But halfway there it squirted down my leg
-SRH- Gun killer: FACK
Tumor: I screamed in agony as the molten hot shit singed my leg
-SRH- Gun killer: TUMOR U NO COOL ANYMORE
Tumor: I flew through the air shitting everywhere and landed on the toilet
Tumor: I unleashed hell into it
Tumor: A black torrent of feces was pouring from my ass
-SRH- Gun killer: Sir
Tumor: This lasted about an hour or so before I checked the waters
-SRH- Gun killer: I'm Gun's dad.
Tumor: It was black as the night
-SRH- Gun killer: Don't talk like that in front of my soon you black ass motherfucker.
Tumor: After it was over I tried to whipe but my asshole stung too bad from the burns it had just suffered
Tumor: Then I took a shower and passed out
Tumor: the end

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11-14-2012, 05:09 PM
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You are all retarded.
I made spam spam.

Gaben you are faget.

Nukette is not king of spam, I introduced him to awesomeness.

Would Moose please bring back the thread from archives where I called chowdur a faget?
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Why hello there insanity
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.




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11-14-2012, 05:55 PM
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Desperate zinc is desperate

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11-14-2012, 06:01 PM
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* Zinc calls fishing net

GG faget
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.




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11-14-2012, 06:02 PM
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* John Nukette 's krawdeds, unable to fire guns, throw them at the zinc mangs
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11-14-2012, 06:16 PM
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* Zinc throws corruption at nukette

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GG fag
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.




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