MUTATION [forum game]

[Derpy the Derp]

Choose a mutation, the person below you has to give an upside and a downside to it.
EG:
Me: Start!
Three legs.
mooshappiguy: Pro- You can get around faster. Con- It's as small as your dick.
Body made out of eyeballs. etc etc

START!
Body made out of eyeballs.

[Zinc]

See everything.

Super sensitive, you would always be crying from the pain.

Third arm. (Like a vortigaunt)

[maddawg]

(11-16-2012 07:04 PM)Zinc Wrote:  Third arm. (Like a vortigaunt)

Pro: Use 3 hands to wank
Con: your third arm is replacing your right leg

Mutation: 24 in. Penis

[Zinc]

Pros: Big ass dick

Cons: Die when you get a hard on

Mutation: Super smell

[Derpy the Derp]

Pro: You can smell your lost items.
Con: You can smell your farts, but they're amplified 10x.
Mutation: You're radioactive.

[Zinc]

Pro: You can shit liquid uranium.

Con: Everyone you spend time with gets cancer.

Mutation: You shoot lasers from your ears.

[Derpy the Derp]

Pro: You can shoot lasers from your ears.
Con: Your ears get raped every time you use it.
Mutation: Crowbar Arm

[Mattthezombie]

Pro: Easy to knock the shit out of somebody.
Con: Can't fap. ;_;


Mutation: Laser Vision.

[BaltRavensxD]

Pro: Can fuck anything up
Con: Eyes burn? D;

Mutation: The ability of mind control

[Derpy the Derp]

Pro: You can make your teacher kill herself.
Con: You have to give 99.99% of blood whenever you do it.
Mutation: Blank face, awesome black suit and tentacles.

[Mattthezombie]

Pro: Be a badass mother fucker and bath in the money that you made the makers of Slender give you.
Con: People feature you in rule 34 tentacle porn.

Mutation: Reinforced Skin

[Derpy the Derp]

Pro: Anyone who hits you dies.
Con: It is shaped like a cunt.

Mutation: 20 noses, 99999 fingers

[Zinc]

Pros: Fingers! fingers everywhere!
Cons: the pros suck

Mutation: You turn into a female.

[BaltRavensxD]

Pro: You can control men with your genitalia
Con: Periods & Birth

Mutation: You can control the elements of nature

[Zinc]

Pros: you are godlike!

Cons: it works on a microscopic scale.

Mutation: your dick gives women extreme pleasure. (About 30x more pleasure, almost instant orgasm) (Inb4foreveralonewierdunacceptedfantasizer)

[Legal User]

Pros: Your a sex god.

Cons: You'll never have countless hours of sex.

Muatatioin: You are a god at playing games.

[harvey-morritt]

Pro: Always win at games.
Con: Forever alone.

Mutation: No feet, just hands.

[Legal User]

Pros: Atleast you can fap

Cons: takes forever to get to the bathroom.

Mutation: Your hands will fuse to "soft" skin

[Derpy the Derp]

Pro: None.
Con: softy skin
Mutation: You can suck your own dick

[harvey-morritt]

Pro: No need for a girlfriend.
Con: Not really a skill?

Ability to urinate acid (Won't burn your penis)