Serious Roleplaying Hell
  • Search
  • Leaderboard
  • Member List
  • Help
  • Donate
  • Portal
Register

Serious Roleplaying Hell General John And Zinc's Playhouse Zinc And John's fields of fuck John And Zinc's kingdumb fuck John Nukette's appreciation f v
« Previous 1 ... 96 97 98 99 100 ... 150 Next »
THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY

Pages (2): 1 2 Next »
Post Reply 
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode | Linear Mode
THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
11-18-2012, 10:12 AM
Post: #1
Moose Online
High King of The Kingdom of Dicks
*****
 		Joined: Nov 2010
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:24422325
Old CodgerUpriserMember of the MonthTop Poster
THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
Guys, I have come up with a conspiracy theory that could change the face of SRH, and Drake, and it will BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND

So, we all know who Drake is, right? Right.
He is our numero uno, leader, winner, and first registered member

BUT WHO IS THE SECOND?!

THERE IS NO SECOND, BUT THERE IS A THIRD.
After HOURS of continuous research and pondering with fellow members of SRH. I have come up with one reasonable explanation.

That Drake is DEAD

HOW COULD THIS BE!?!
WELL LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!!

after looking through police reports, it shows that a man named CHRIS died in ENGLAND in 2011!!!
THIS IS DRAKES REAL NAME IF YOU DIDNT KNOW

MY IDEA IS THAT THE FIRST REGISTERED USER WASNT DRAKE, BUT A REPLACEMENT TO LOOK LIKE DRAKE, THUS MAKING THE ORIGINAL DRAKE THE SECOND ACCOUNT AND MAKING NEW DRAKE THE FIRST ACCOUNT

BUT WHO COULD BE CONTROLLING THIS FIRST ACCOUNT?!

Well, fellow members of SRH, it's quite obvious.
It's Paul McFuckingCartney

WHAT.

Yes, yes, we all know that the REAL Paul McCartney died after his bomber crashed in WW2, BUT HE WAS STILL IN THE BEATLES! THEREFORE, PAUL MCCARTNEY'S GHOST IS CONTROLLING DRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Image: Kevin-Butler-Mind-Blown.gif]
[Image: 50462ea2afa96f1e190008a6.gif]
[Image: mindblown.gif]
[Image: 1jzwZ]
/discuss
(Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 10:14 AM
Post: #2
Derpy the Derp Offline
An Actual Derp
*
 		Joined: Sep 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:42812069
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcStJSQOV70kjbzRD2cMUuj...-tR1tws-MP]
[Image: 20l0daf.png]
Spoiler:
[Image: 15.jpg]
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 10:15 AM
Post: #3
Legal User Offline
Ia m/n oone
Joined: Mar 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:44128432
Top PosterUpriserTHE VOICE OF GODArtistic
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
I noticed that owners can delete their (and others) accounts. so... maybe its Remi's or a test account to check if you can make an account.
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 10:16 AM
Post: #4
Mattthezombie Online
Don't be so suburban
****
 		Joined: Jul 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:765104
Upriser
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
Moose your a disapoint
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 10:26 AM
Post: #5
Moose Online
High King of The Kingdom of Dicks
*****
 		Joined: Nov 2010
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:24422325
Old CodgerUpriserMember of the MonthTop Poster
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
(11-18-2012 10:15 AM)Legal User Wrote:  I noticed that owners can delete their (and others) accounts. so... maybe its Remi's or a test account to check if you can make an account.

Get your seriousness loving ass out of my thread I mean just look at it
(Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 10:29 AM
Post: #6
Legal User Offline
Ia m/n oone
Joined: Mar 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:44128432
Top PosterUpriserTHE VOICE OF GODArtistic
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
Moose is on to the plan we need to take him out.
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 11:08 AM
Post: #7
Sargment Offline
The Halo Freak
**
 		Joined: Aug 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:24466670
Otaku
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
Moose run!!! "gets shot by legal"
Spoiler:
Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead." Of course, dropping a nuke on them from fifty thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean, let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling.
Sarge, RvB.
There's an order to this, Simmons! We can't abandon protocol just because we have an advantage! We have to give him a chance to see the errors of his Blue ways! To lay down his arms and meet us as his fellow men at the table of peace, where we can work together towards a better world... a world that's better because we poisoned his food at that table and stabbed him in the eye with a fork and taken all his stuff. Sarge, RvB.
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 01:09 PM
Post: #8
Renegade Offline
Mother Fricken' Taco Zombie
*****
 		Joined: Oct 2010
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:20580603
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
But Moose...you're dead too...
Ex-SRH Owner
[Image: lolumwhat.png]
Ozzy Wrote:I'm not the chairman of the EC, but if Muffin gets into the EC, you will have to shoot me first.
Spoiler:
Marshmellow Wrote:i figured it wouldn't be a problem, but as it obviously is, I'll just ban you all.
Quote:Norway doesn't needs laws
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 01:10 PM
Post: #9
Legal User Offline
Ia m/n oone
Joined: Mar 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:44128432
Top PosterUpriserTHE VOICE OF GODArtistic
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
Purple names means they are dead.
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 01:16 PM
Post: #10
Mattthezombie Online
Don't be so suburban
****
 		Joined: Jul 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:765104
Upriser
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
but renegade, your dead too.
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 02:29 PM
Post: #11
Ivef Offline
Secretly an Owner
******
 		Joined: Aug 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:44218648
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!!!


[Image: iINo7.gif]
[Image: 2k3R2ZC.png]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 02:36 PM
Post: #12
Legal User Offline
Ia m/n oone
Joined: Mar 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:44128432
Top PosterUpriserTHE VOICE OF GODArtistic
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
God dammit.

* Legal User places call on phone.

"He knows to much"

* Legal User hangs up phone

"Run."
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 04:05 PM
Post: #13
Drakehawke Online
Imboseal
*******
 		Joined: May 2010
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:22342869
Pancake WarriorOld CodgerCoder#STG2012AthleteTop Poster
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
It was Marshes account iirc, he deleted it and made a new one a while back
Drakehawke
SRH Leader
Lua Scripter

"Scientia Potentia Est"
For also knowledge itself is power
Francis Bacon - 1597
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 04:16 PM
Post: #14
Zinc Online
DODGY MEMORY INC
*****
 		Joined: Apr 2011
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:22209931
Upriser
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
PAUL MCFUCKINGCARTNEY IS TRYING TO COVER IT UP!

IT REALLY IS A CONSPIRACY!

HOLY FUCKSHITDICKSUCKFUCK

[Image: tumblr_maxpieCmjF1qh5u4lo1_500.gif]
Spoiler:
Why hello there insanity
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.




(12-10-2012 11:15 PM)Drakehawke Wrote:  i swear to god i'm so close to banning you it's unreal


[Image: VBV8oDV.gif?dateline=1369359051][Image: 38K3ES8.gif][Image: VBV8oDV.gif?dateline=1369359051]

"Cogito ergo sum; I think, therefore I am."
-René Descartes
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 11:10 PM (This post was last modified: 11-18-2012 11:10 PM by Marshmellow.)
Post: #15
Marshmellow Offline
Better than you.
*****
 		Joined: Jul 2011
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:32678666
Pancake WarriorOtakuCoder#STG2012Top PosterHandymanArtistic
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
Actually, I was second. I made a new account when banned, and Drake merged them. This caused me to change ID and join date.
[Image: marshnewsig4fix.png]

(03-31-2012 04:20 PM)Drakehawke Wrote:  Marsh is banned from voting but likes to vote anyway and hope I don't notice.
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 11:16 PM
Post: #16
Moose Online
High King of The Kingdom of Dicks
*****
 		Joined: Nov 2010
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:24422325
Old CodgerUpriserMember of the MonthTop Poster
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
my head hurts
(Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 11:52 PM
Post: #17
Hail Offline
Man with many names.
****
 		Joined: Nov 2011
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:41544817
UpriserTop PosterOtaku
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
(11-18-2012 11:16 PM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  my head hurts

really something as simple as this makes your head hurt

lawl
(03-29-2013 06:44 AM)Hail Wrote:  
(07-01-2012 07:53 PM)Chowder Wrote:  
(07-01-2012 06:46 PM)HAIL Wrote:  No, the answer to life is...
(06-26-2012 09:00 PM)Ultrysandox Wrote:  tits 

yes

yes
Spoiler:
In the shinobi world it's not how you live, it's how you die. A shinobi's life is not measured by how they live but rather it's measured by what they acomplish before their death. And looking back, my life has really been full of nothing but faliure
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-18-2012, 11:54 PM (This post was last modified: 11-18-2012 11:54 PM by Dougal.)
Post: #18
Dougal Offline
Game Moderator
****
 		Joined: Apr 2012
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:23622332
UpriserArtistic
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--
CEO Of D&M Inc.
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-19-2012, 02:08 AM
Post: #19
John Nukette Offline
bch u proly cant 1v1 so hrd il fukin pwn u so hrd
*****
 		Joined: Dec 2011
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:20360334
Top PosterUpriser
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY


Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
11-19-2012, 02:43 AM
Post: #20
Moose Online
High King of The Kingdom of Dicks
*****
 		Joined: Nov 2010
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:24422325
Old CodgerUpriserMember of the MonthTop Poster
RE: THE DRAKE CONSPIRACY
(11-19-2012 02:08 AM)John Nukette Wrote:  


John made me laugh histerically.
/thread
(Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8
Find all posts by this user
Quote this message in a reply
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
Pages (2): 1 2 Next »
Post Reply 


  • View a Printable Version
  • Send this Thread to a Friend
  • Subscribe to this thread
Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact UsSerious Roleplaying HellReturn to TopReturn to ContentLite (Archive) ModeRSS SyndicationPowered by Steam
Powered By MyBB, © 2002-2013 MyBB Group.
Theme by Ryan McGrane of Audentio Design.