You know what really grinds my gears?

[Mattthezombie]

I have to do some science fair shit and I tried this one topic that really interested me. It was "The effect of viruses on a single computer.".
I had a spare XP laptop that I could write viruses on and see how it affected the computer and its hardware. I wrote a topic propsal on it and I took a good amount of time to make sure it was perfect. On friday I handed my paper in. She denied it and wrote "How are you going to generate viruses?" I explained to her I would write the code for them myself. She responeded by shaking her head no. I was fucking pissed off as hell, She was the normal idiot who didn't understand jack shit about tech. On tuesday I'm making my stand and if she says no I will go straight to the administartors and tell them my problem. If that doesn't work I will personaly show them how to write viruses and show them what they can do. hheuehueheuheuehuehuehe.

[Hail]

thats pretty cool

[Gun killer]

(11-19-2012 12:48 AM)Hail Wrote:  I don't believe you.

Agreed.

[John Nukette]

I bet i could help out a bit

Ther eis an old virus that doesn't work with newer computers you can download the source code and study it

It's called the CIH aka Chernobyl virus


I am not posting links here, lord know some dumbass with a windows 98 will show up and sue the fuck out of us

[Ryladine]

Virus' are fun, I remove rather than make them personally but its no really that hard to do either.

I think you should show your teacher the definition of a virus, I can sit here and generate a self reproducing virus with nothing but batch files if I was minded.

[Mattthezombie]

Shes so ignorant, If i really wanted I could get her school files and do something with them. But now I chose another topic. The Effect of salt water on electrical materials.

[Hail]

(11-19-2012 03:11 AM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  The Effect of salt water on electrical materials.

gaaaay

[Mattthezombie]

My words exactly, but what other choice do i have.

[John Nukette]

Tell her what happens when you jizz into water

[Hail]

(11-19-2012 04:22 AM)John Nukette Wrote:  Tell her what happens when you jizz into water

you make baby nukettes

[Rain]

Dick slap her. Show her you mean business.
Seriously though. Teachers nowadays don't let kids be creative with their stuff.
I honestly think that's an awesome idea. Your teacher is just a dumb ass.

[Sonny]

I made a program that opens infinite amounts of notepads that just say faggot on them. It's simple programming, and if you do what I did, which was put it in the start up tasks, most people are pretty dumb and don't know how to fix it. The windows either keep opening until the computer gets shut off/crashes or you kill the .exe for the program which I hotlinked to a random key.

[Doc Holiday]

(11-19-2012 04:37 PM)Sonny Wrote:  I made a program that opens infinite amounts of notepads that just say faggot on them. It's simple programming, and if you do what I did, which was put it in the start up tasks, most people are pretty dumb and don't know how to fix it. The windows either keep opening until the computer gets shut off/crashes or you kill the .exe for the program which I hotlinked to a random key.

That. Sounds. Awesome.

[Derpy the Derp]

Lol.
Just lol.
Infect her computer with your virus, then remove it when she asks if anyone is able to.

[Spy/-/guy]

(11-19-2012 08:46 PM)Derpy the Derp Wrote:  Lol.
Just lol.
Infect her computer with your virus, then remove it when she asks if anyone is able to.

Oh god, this, THIS MUST BE DONE!

[Ryladine]

Gentlemen. You are now bordering on the criminally illegal, I would advise you to consider your actions and words carefully.