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Moose · (This post was last modified: 11-21-2012 04:53 AM by Moose.)

Yep, let's talk about our battle scars, gentlemen.
Thanks to John for the idea of this thread.

To start off, I'll tell you about my worst 2:
1. During track season in 7th grade, I stepped in a dip on our track which caused me to hyperextend my knee, tearing both my Meniscus and LCL ligaments. Definitely the most excruciating pain I've ever been in. I immediately fell to the ground, and scratched up my (beautiful) face on the asphalt, and my coach came running to me. I had to be put on a stretcher, yadda yadda and I went to the hospital where they told me of all my injuries. (Sat out of 7th grade track, went on to break the school record in the 400m in 8th grade after healing fully #swag)

2. During football season in 7th grade (Yep, it was a bad year), in practice I butted helmets with one of my friends. We were full out sprinting at each other, we both lowered for impact, and our helmets collided. I suffered a mildly-severe concussion, which was so awful. I couldn't see straight, and had trouble remembering some basic things for the first hour or so (things like my name). After hearing that I couldn't remember my own name, I was extremely scared and immediately quit football. I eventually fell back in when I got in high school, and have been playing with no severe injuries for 3 years.

Go into as much detail as you want about your hardassery.

**Nathan17890** · (This post was last modified: 11-22-2012 07:59 AM by Nathan17890.)

well I gues the worst was when I was like 10 and on my bike riding down a very steep road. Starting from the top, I let my brakes go, and when I gained the speed, I thought that I could go back on the pedals and gain some more speed or something like that anyway ... When I did that I lost control of the bike and shaved my 2 knees and my right leg showed the flesh. I still have the scars today. It was that long ago, I cant remember much.

But other than that, I burnt my two fingers today at school in the metal work room on the vertical drill, Dont ask me how I did it. Ouch.

~~Mattthezombie~~ · (This post was last modified: 11-21-2012 05:13 AM by Mattthezombie.)

When I was walking outside of school to the buses to go home there was a hole some asshole dug in the dirt near the parking lot, bad thing was it was a slopped hole so when I stepped in it my knee down stood still while the rest of my body went forward. Thus breaking my knee. Nobody came to help me and I fucking crawled all the way to the front door of the school only to find it was locked. I then remembered DayZ and rolled all the way around the back side of the school and went in through the auxilery gym door. Then the main principal saw me crawling through the halls and helped me up. Worst day ever, it took 30 minutes to roll all the way back around the school.

Moose · 11-21-2012, 05:14 AM

(11-21-2012 05:12 AM)Mattthezombie Wrote: When I was walking outside of school to the buses to go home there was a hole some asshole dug in the dirt near the parking lot, bad thing was it was a slopped hole so when I stepped in it my knee down stood still while the rest of my body went forward. Thus breaking my knee. Nobody came to help me and I fucking crawled all the way to the front door of the school only to find it was locked. I then remembered DayZ and rolled all the way around the back side of the school and went in through the auxilery gym door. Then the main principal saw me crawling through the halls and helped me up. Worst day ever, it took 30 minutes to roll all the way back around the school.

God are you serious? That is some gruesome shit

~~Legal User~~ · 11-21-2012, 05:14 AM

I was hit in the face with a golf club. I had cracked my jaw, cut my lip open, and busted my teeth.

Pope Marcus III · (This post was last modified: 11-21-2012 05:19 AM by Pope Marcus III.)

I was shot by a shotgun in the arm While hunting with my Work Crew Most of my arms intact except my Bicep was almost melting off by the time i got tot he hospital, I still all hand skills of my left arm only some pain when im painting that and my arthritis kicks in in my hands which is painful aswell

Moose · 11-21-2012, 05:18 AM

(11-21-2012 05:14 AM)Legal User Wrote: I was hit in the face with a golf club. I had cracked my jaw, cut my lip open, and busted my teeth.

I've always been afraid of having teeth knocked out, it seems so terrible.

~~Legal User~~ · 11-21-2012, 05:24 AM

(11-21-2012 05:18 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:
(11-21-2012 05:14 AM)Legal User Wrote: I was hit in the face with a golf club. I had cracked my jaw, cut my lip open, and busted my teeth.

I've always been afraid of having teeth knocked out, it seems so terrible.

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It was painful I was on drugs here lots of them. I had lost some other teeth but they grew back. The front teeth didn't I need to get the one that looks untouched recaped soon. (it got chiped)

Moose · 11-21-2012, 05:33 AM

How I explained the feeling of tearing my knee ligaments to Matt:

Spoiler:

~~The Borg~~ · 11-21-2012, 05:42 AM

I had a hill behind my house when I was eleven. I took my bike to the took and went down. I flipped over, smashing the steering thonged into my stomach

When I was a freshmen in HS, I was running in baseball. I fell onto 1st base head first. I had a light concussion. My vision was blurred and a had wicked headache the rest of the week.

Matty · 11-21-2012, 06:17 AM

In this class I was tutoring we were using these rockets and the teacher wanted me to set them up. Well the tubes we ordered were to big so he had me cut them down with a razer and while I was cutting one, it slipped and the blade sliced my pinky right where it connects to the hand. It was a really deep cut, I had stitches.

Rain · 11-21-2012, 08:01 AM

Blue balls. That shit hurts.

Hail · 11-21-2012, 08:06 AM

(11-21-2012 08:01 AM)Rain Wrote: Blue balls. That shit hurts.

and crashing down a hill longboarding

kurukurukuru

Rain · 11-21-2012, 08:07 AM

(11-21-2012 08:06 AM)Hail Wrote:
(11-21-2012 08:01 AM)Rain Wrote: Blue balls. That shit hurts.

and crashing down a hill longboarding

kurukurukuru

Didn't hurt. Just gave weird scars...

Doc Holiday · (This post was last modified: 11-21-2012 09:51 AM by Doc Holiday.)

Broke my arm in 7th grade while skateboarding. Cracked at the elbow and popped out of my skin, the scar looked like Kenny from South Park for a year or so and now it's just an average scar.

9th grade when I lived in Alabama, my brother shot me in the foot on accident while we were about to shoot a snake that had been killing our chickens. It only took a chunk out of my skin and toe fortunately and wasn't a full on bullet through my foot.

Those two were my worst.

Ryladine · 11-21-2012, 11:02 AM

I would have to say the wounds from my surgeries, the most serious of which was a hole in my heel, about two inches deep, and one and a half inches in diameter, with a section of tunneling to a wound about half that size. If you feel like you have strong stomach, I actually have pictures.

Hail · 11-21-2012, 11:15 AM

my Orochi just pissed/shat on me i think i can handle the pics

~~Legal User~~ · 11-21-2012, 11:25 AM

(11-21-2012 11:02 AM)Ryladine Wrote: I would have to say the wounds from my surgeries, the most serious of which was a hole in my heel, about two inches deep, and one and a half inches in diameter, with a section of tunneling to a wound about half that size. If you feel like you have strong stomach, I actually have pictures.

Show me. I just got off of BestGore.com < Fucked up site my friend's teacher showed (and no he can't sue. There was a waver his parents signed)

Vortex Riker · 11-21-2012, 12:30 PM

Well, one day I was herp derping on a concrete statue of a bell.

I crawled up it and felt like tough shit, because no one else was able to get on it.

I was then pushed off, fell down about 4 feet, hit my head off of a flag pole, (It had that L shaped thing at the bottom) As well as I hit my head off the concrete that surrounded it. I passed out, and then I opened my eyes and saw my mother standing above me, and then nothing. I woke up in a bathroom, with my head being washed off. I had cracked my head open.

Wee.

#2: Headbutted a pot. Recieved forehead scar.

#3: Walked into wall. Recieved lip stitching and scar.

Spy/-/guy · 11-21-2012, 01:56 PM

This thread makes me feel like Mr.Safety guy, the only two bad things which happened to me(first when I was 5) where my (I think 3-4) fingers broke(I putted my hand in the back part of the door when it was opened, and when it closed it broke all of my fingers, one of which needed stitching)
And second(3rd grade), is when I once fell while running down a little hill, breaking knee cap(I think it's named that), it didn't look like a bone break from the outside, though hurted like hell on the inside.(And because of thinking I was a lil wimp, they made me run 3 more laps around an appartment, after which I passed out)