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[Moose]

We took anonymous surveys today in school, and my nosy teacher was getting up in my shit.

12:55 AM - Poosay69Pounder: storytime with moose
12:55 AM - |SGSU|Mattthezombie: please do
12:55 AM - Poosay69Pounder: get ready for laffs
12:55 AM - Poosay69Pounder: Okay so
12:55 AM - Poosay69Pounder: We were taking these anonymous surveys today in class
12:56 AM - |SGSU|Mattthezombie sits down by the fire pit next to moose.
12:56 AM - Poosay69Pounder: ha
12:56 AM - Poosay69Pounder: okay so
12:56 AM - Poosay69Pounder: It's like
12:56 AM - |SGSU|Mattthezombie: thinking of a fire being there makes me feel secure and warm.
12:56 AM - Poosay69Pounder: "How many times have you consumed alcohol in the last 30 days?"
12:56 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and
12:56 AM - Poosay69Pounder: "How many times have you smoked marijuana in the last 30 days?"
12:56 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and honestly
12:56 AM - Poosay69Pounder: I've done both multiple times in the last 30 days
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: so
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: I was going to answer honestly
12:57 AM - |SGSU|Mattthezombie: All the hispanic kids "Just in the bathroom before class"
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and don't get me wrong, I'm a good student
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: Ha
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: Hahaha
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: So this teacher
12:57 AM - |SGSU|Mattthezombie: i feel you
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: that thinks I'm god's little gift from heavurn
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and a little goody goody
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: is all creepin around the computers
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and the bitch looks at my screen
12:57 AM - Poosay69Pounder: at its like
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: "Yes I've drunk alcohol at least 5 times in the last 30 days"
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and I turn around
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and sh'es fucking staring at me
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and I was thinking
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: this is supposed to be anonymous you cunt
12:58 AM - |SGSU|Mattthezombie: "Well i;m fucked"
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and its talking about pot
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and wll
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: well
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: I'm quite the pothead sometimes
12:58 AM - Poosay69Pounder: to put it simply
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: I LIKE TO TOKE THE SMOKE IF YA FEEL ME BRUH
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and its like
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: 7+ times in the last 30 days
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and I guess she didn't see that on the first stare
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and I try to lean into my screen so she doesn't see
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: AND BAM
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: SHE SEES
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: AND OPENS HER MOUTH REAL WIDE
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: AND WALKS OFF
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: and I was like
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: NOSY BITCH
12:59 AM - Poosay69Pounder: GONNA
1:00 AM - Poosay69Pounder: TELL ALL THE OTHER TEACHERS
1:00 AM - Poosay69Pounder: LITTLE LOGAN
1:00 AM - Poosay69Pounder: IS A POT SMOKING ALCOHOLIC
1:00 AM - Poosay69Pounder: FAGET

[Hail]

POT SMOKING FEGAT

[bloop]

nothing wrong with getting high.

[Moose]

(11-21-2012 07:17 AM)bloop Wrote:  nothing wrong with getting high.

[Mattthezombie]

(11-21-2012 07:28 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  

(11-21-2012 07:17 AM)bloop Wrote:  nothing wrong with getting high.