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Overly Offensive Joke Thread
11-28-2012, 08:41 PM
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Easily offended? Then get the fuck out because we're gonna be dicks here.

In this thread, all ethnic groups will be made fun of, so don't feel singled out.

I'll let you phaggots start.

I have the sneaking suspicion that I'll have to lock this thread later on

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11-28-2012, 08:42 PM
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
Fuck you hoe go back to death

(03-29-2013 06:44 AM)Hail Wrote:  
(07-01-2012 07:53 PM)Chowder Wrote:  
(07-01-2012 06:46 PM)HAIL Wrote:  No, the answer to life is...
(06-26-2012 09:00 PM)Ultrysandox Wrote:  tits 

yes

yes
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11-28-2012, 08:44 PM
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
(11-28-2012 08:42 PM)Hail Wrote:  Fuck you hoe go back to death

Jealous phaggot tell jokes or gtfo

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11-28-2012, 08:45 PM
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
I'm not jealous of you I dislike you dearly

And that was my joke

Get it? Hahahaha

(03-29-2013 06:44 AM)Hail Wrote:  
(07-01-2012 07:53 PM)Chowder Wrote:  
(07-01-2012 06:46 PM)HAIL Wrote:  No, the answer to life is...
(06-26-2012 09:00 PM)Ultrysandox Wrote:  tits 

yes

yes
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In the shinobi world it's not how you live, it's how you die. A shinobi's life is not measured by how they live but rather it's measured by what they acomplish before their death. And looking back, my life has really been full of nothing but faliure
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11-28-2012, 08:45 PM
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
(11-28-2012 08:45 PM)Hail Wrote:  I'm not jealous of you I dislike you dearly

And that was my joke

Get it? Hahahaha

Butthurt because I made fun of anime

that was my joke haha

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11-28-2012, 08:51 PM (This post was last modified: 11-28-2012 08:51 PM by Vortex Riker.)
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
To see the jokes, look at the posters of posts 1-5

That is all.

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Why hello there insanity
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.





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11-28-2012, 08:52 PM
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U EVN LIFT PHAGGOT I'LL WRECK U I SWEAR I SWEAR ON MY MUMS LIF

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11-28-2012, 08:54 PM
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
How was copper wiring invented?

Two Jews grabbed the same penny

inb4 Crying

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11-28-2012, 08:55 PM
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ALAAAH SNACKBAR

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11-28-2012, 08:56 PM (This post was last modified: 11-28-2012 08:57 PM by Vortex Riker.)
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
Oh god

this is going to get me banned.

okay, here I go.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

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When she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton is picked

OKay

PART 2.

What do women and engines have in common?

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When you turn them on, they self lubricate

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Why hello there insanity
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.





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11-28-2012, 08:58 PM
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
10 posts in, and it's already offensive.

Good job soldiers.

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There’s no steering wheel in the back seat.

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11-28-2012, 08:59 PM (This post was last modified: 11-28-2012 09:02 PM by Vortex Riker.)
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
Why thank you.

I try hard.
inb4 "hur dur hes a trai hurd"

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Why hello there insanity
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.





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11-28-2012, 09:04 PM (This post was last modified: 11-28-2012 09:09 PM by Residualgrub.)
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RE: Overly Offensive Joke Thread
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

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Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

inb4 getting warned for posting these jokes.


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11-28-2012, 09:05 PM (This post was last modified: 11-28-2012 09:05 PM by John Nukette.)
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"What do Mexicans use to cut pizza?"
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Little Ceasers
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11-28-2012, 09:24 PM
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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

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11-28-2012, 09:42 PM
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Whats the difference between a black person and a bench?
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A bench supports his family

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11-28-2012, 09:48 PM
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OH LORD

THAT WAS GOOD

HUEHUEHUE

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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.





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11-28-2012, 09:58 PM
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So I showed my mother the idea of BRONIES

"Only gay pedophiles would do this."

#Nojoke

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11-28-2012, 10:02 PM (This post was last modified: 11-28-2012 10:02 PM by Glace.)
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(11-28-2012 09:58 PM)John Nukette Wrote:  So I showed my mother the idea of BRONIES

"Only gay pedophiles would do this."

#Nojoke

Because liking ponies = liking little children.

Ur momma must be fked up Bro

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11-28-2012, 10:03 PM
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Shudup phaggot

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