Moose and Grub play Kerbal Space Program (No video just a long ass chatlog)

[Moose]

it was good times

a few screenshots if yo udont want to read all this shit though

I recommend you fagets get this game

11:08 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: I renamed the ship
11:08 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: "The Pacifist"
11:08 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: and it made it pretty far
11:09 PM - Twilight Sparkle: then it wnet kaboooom,
11:09 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: YUP
11:09 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i forgot to put parachutes on the 3 engines
11:10 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: they crashed and I presume they killed many civilians
11:10 PM - Twilight Sparkle: XD
11:10 PM - Twilight Sparkle: ggg
11:10 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: RIP the small town of Kerbville
11:10 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: population
11:10 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: 94,000
11:11 PM - Twilight Sparkle: scratch that
11:11 PM - Twilight Sparkle: 100 now
11:11 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: scratch that
11:11 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: one just died in the hospital
11:11 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: 99
11:12 PM - Twilight Sparkle: he was a cunt anyways
11:12 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: xD
11:13 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: the next rocket will be named
11:13 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: "The Penetrator"
11:13 PM - Twilight Sparkle: Xd
11:13 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: it will penetrate the virgin earth's atmosphere
11:14 PM - Twilight Sparkle: were do i download this
11:14 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: ummm
11:14 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: game crashed lol
11:14 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: let me grab the link
11:14 PM - Twilight Sparkle: Xd
11:14 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: im playing the free, outdated version atm lol
11:14 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: https://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
11:15 PM - Twilight Sparkle: the demo?
11:15 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: no
11:15 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: actually yeah
11:15 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: yes that
11:16 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i should buy this game sometime
11:16 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: its very entertaining
11:23 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: okay
11:23 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: the penetrator is ready for liftoff
11:23 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i will take screenshots to show you the failure
11:24 PM - Twilight Sparkle: XD
11:24 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: the button for steam screenshots is f11 right?
11:24 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: oh
11:24 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: its f12
11:24 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: got it
11:26 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: we have liftoff
11:26 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: currently at 1700m
11:26 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: oh god
11:27 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: the three rockets at the bottom are sharking
11:27 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: shaking*
11:27 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: its unstable
11:27 PM - Twilight Sparkle: shit
11:27 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: 30,000m
11:28 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: stage 3 diconnect successful
11:28 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: fuel tank 1 empty
11:28 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: fuel tank 2 1/2 full
11:29 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: GODDAMNIT GRUB
11:29 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: OH NO
11:29 PM - Twilight Sparkle: i have 4 rockets and 3 fule tanks
11:29 PM - Twilight Sparkle: what
11:29 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: wellp
11:29 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: these guys are dead for sure
11:29 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: they left the atmospeheric pull of Earth
11:29 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: out of fuel to return
11:30 PM - Twilight Sparkle: slow death
11:30 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: uploading the screenshots
11:31 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: jesus
11:31 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: their last rocket disconnected
11:31 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: its just a floating command module
11:31 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: bill and bob are freaking the fuck out
11:31 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: I think jebediah is in shock
11:31 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: because he's smiling
11:31 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi...=111351001
11:32 PM - Twilight Sparkle: XD
11:32 PM - Twilight Sparkle: thats greate
11:32 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: okay well
11:32 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: I know what I did wrong this time
11:32 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: Time to fix it
11:33 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: 58,000K away from earth
11:34 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: jebediah is still smiling
11:34 PM - Twilight Sparkle: hes ready to die
11:34 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: the earth is rougly the size of a umm
11:34 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: smaller than the fingernail on your pinkie
11:34 PM - Twilight Sparkle: damn you are far
11:35 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i pointed the front of their module towards the planet just so they can come to terms with the fact that it's over
11:35 PM - Twilight Sparkle: good idea
11:36 PM - Twilight Sparkle: i think she is ready
11:36 PM - Twilight Sparkle: http://gyazo.com/828026c1ac0bfa1750eceeee56abb693
11:36 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i like the look of that one
11:36 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: all mine look like penises
11:40 PM - Twilight Sparkle: it dident even get a foot of the ground befor explodeing
11:40 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i know that fel
11:40 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: feel
11:40 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: welp
11:40 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: I added 3 extra engines onto the bottom of my original design
11:40 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: and honestly
11:40 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i dont think it will be very stable whatsoever
11:41 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: im adding crossbars but it's really just a lost cause lolol
11:43 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: this looks safe right?
11:43 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi...=111351001
11:43 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: wrong screenshot
11:43 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: one second
11:44 PM - Twilight Sparkle: i was like what
11:44 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: this looks safe right v2
11:44 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi...=111352756
11:44 PM - Twilight Sparkle: totaly safe
11:44 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i will keep you updated
11:45 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: welp
11:45 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: wobbling on the launchpad is always a good sign
11:45 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: fuck it #yolo
11:45 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: JESUSUS CHRIST
11:45 PM - Twilight Sparkle: XD
11:45 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: OH MY GOD
11:46 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: IT WAS A SPINNING WHEEL OF DEATH
11:46 PM - Twilight Sparkle: XD
11:46 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: i will take a screenshot this time
11:46 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: HAH
11:46 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: OH MY GOD
11:46 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: THE PILOTS
11:46 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: HAHAHA
11:47 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: THE PILOTS SURVIVED THIS GRUB
11:47 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi...=111353450
11:47 PM - Twilight Sparkle: XD
11:47 PM - Twilight Sparkle: IRON MAN
11:48 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: the rocket and decoupler exploded right under the command module
11:48 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: and the module rolled into the grass
11:48 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: #winning
11:57 PM - Twilight Sparkle: three men ded #permoted
11:57 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: true heros
11:59 PM - Twilight Sparkle: I ALMOST MAD IT OUT THAT TIME
11:59 PM - master spacecraft builder v22: hah
Monday, December 03, 2012
12:00 AM - Twilight Sparkle: no one survived
12:00 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: ;(
12:00 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: okay I ralized why I cant get off the ground
12:00 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: not enough power
12:05 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: okay
12:05 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: i worked out the kinks I think
12:05 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: this SHOULD work
12:05 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: LIFTOFF
12:07 AM - Twilight Sparkle: how do you get the capsule to disconnect from the cuplor
12:07 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: space bar
12:09 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: i made it to orbit and still have a tankfull to get back
12:09 AM - Twilight Sparkle: good
12:10 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: okay
12:10 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: made it to the top point
12:10 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: losing altitude again
12:11 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: FUCK CUFKCUFCUK
12:11 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS CLOSE
12:12 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: that flight was mostly successful
12:12 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: made it into orbit for a few seconds lol
12:13 AM - Twilight Sparkle: then boomb
12:15 AM - Twilight Sparkle: my engin cuplors broke sending my engins flying then they colided and exploded
12:15 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: hah
12:16 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: mine did about the same thing
12:18 AM - Twilight Sparkle: my parachoute deplyed but my capsule did not detach so my shit spun around till it ran out of fule
12:18 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: loolo
12:18 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: you have to like
12:18 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: configure the detachments
12:18 AM - Twilight Sparkle: what\
12:19 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: ike
12:19 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: in the designer
12:19 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: you can configure what detaches when
12:19 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: with those bars and stuff on the side
12:19 AM - master spacecraft builder v22: the tutorial explains it much better
-the end-

[The Borg]

I still have trouble getting things in orbit.

[Pope Marcus III]

Gonna make the Lumberjack Shuttle