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Some weirdo at the mall
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12-08-2012, 05:27 AM
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Some weirdo at the mall
I was at the mall and this weirdo starts telling me about his religious life and he hands me flyers and stuff. He was like "Yea so I was like Buddhist for a while and then I was hindu, and then I got into spritual stuff, man." And then it gets really weird. He's like "Yea man, Like, I was getting into turning into a spirit and going into the spirit world. But you gotta be careful when you mess with the spirits man. Like, you don't wanna mess with the spirits because they're like, all around us and stuff and if you mess with them they won't be there anymore and stuff, man."
I'm not even joking. I'm pretty sure this guy drops a lot of acid. It's the only explanation for his insane Spirit adventures. |
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12-08-2012, 05:37 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
One time I was at the supermarket and they played "Walk the Dinosaur" over the PA.
Everyone proceeded to get on the floor and walk the dinosaur. Spoiler:
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12-08-2012, 05:39 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
Some People called Jehovah Witness come to my door asking if i want to be "Enlighten" and they get met with a shotgun and a sigh saying "Be Athiest or Go home" Thats why you never preach or talk about Religion around me.
All in all that guy is a Crack head ![[Image: incombis_salentra_by_abigail94_d5ohd18_1.png]](http://s1.postimage.org/6bqkhw7bz/incombis_salentra_by_abigail94_d5ohd18_1.png) ![[Image: 28ktvet.png]](http://i47.tinypic.com/28ktvet.png) Slaymaster Wrote:*Bangs on door* Knock Knock Spanish inquisition *Shoots Open Door Killing Marcus* |
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12-08-2012, 05:47 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
(12-08-2012 05:39 AM)Pope Marcus III Wrote: Some People called Jehovah Witness come to my door asking if i want to be "Enlighten" and they get met with a shotgun and a sigh saying "Be Athiest or Go home" Thats why you never preach or talk about Religion around me. Haha your name is pope but you're athiest. Yea anyway like I said the guy definitely drops a lot of acid. |
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12-08-2012, 05:49 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
(12-08-2012 05:39 AM)Pope Marcus III Wrote: Some People called Jehovah Witness come to my door asking if i want to be "Enlighten" and they get met with a shotgun and a sigh saying "Be Athiest or Go home" Thats why you never preach or talk about Religion around me. I doubt the authenticity of this. (Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8 |
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12-08-2012, 05:59 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
Was his name Tony?
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12-08-2012, 07:22 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
One time I was at my friends house down the street when I was young with my airsoft M16 Rifle, Saw some jehovahs come knocking on my door. I didn't go for direct hits and shot the wall of the house around them. They scattered like a bitch.
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12-08-2012, 07:34 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
So much unneeded hate
(Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8 |
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12-08-2012, 07:35 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
I never get jehovas at my door
Feels good. |
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12-08-2012, 08:15 AM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
Last time I have Johevas at my door I asked them to come in for an orgy and I never heard from them again. I think my house is blacklisted now.
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12-08-2012, 03:08 PM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
I fuckin hate Jehova's. They're so fuckin annoying. They come and knock and pretty much won't leave until you answer the door. The other day there wasn't even any cars in my driveway and they still knocked for ten fuckin minutes. My dog was going nuts. But there was no way I was letting those cunts in.
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12-08-2012, 06:17 PM
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RE: Some weirdo at the mall
Answer the door naked
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