How to be a successful cocaine kingpin.

[maddawg]

1. Escape from Cuba and go to Freedom Town, Miami, Florida.
2. Get a shitty job as a dish washer.
3. Have some guys come up to you in a car and tell you to go to a coke deal and get the coke.
4. Get fucked over and your friend gets killed with a chainsaw.
5. Then your back up comes in and kills the bad guys. Except for one.
6. Chase the guy into the street and shoot him in front of a bunch of people and get away without getting caught.
7. Bring the coke to the boss.
8. Go to the nightclub with him. Hit on his woman.
9. Go to Bolivia with the bosses right hand man and set up a deal with the cocaine supplier without the boss's approval.
10. That other guy gets hung from a helicopter.
11. Your boss gets all pissed at you for making the deal.
12. Hitmen try to assassinate you in a nightclub.
13. Go kill your fuckin boss because he set you up for making that deal with the bolivian.
14. Take over the business and build it even bigger.
15. Get arrested for money laundering.
16. Agree to assassinate someone for the bolivian in order to get out of your legal troubles.
17. Fuck up the hit and kill they guy who the bolivian sends with you because he's gonna kill kids with the guy.
18. Go kill your best friend because he's fucking your sister.
19. The bolivian gets pissed and sends people to your mansion.
20. Kill a bunch of the guys sent to kill you with your "little friend."
21. Get shot in the back with a shotgun by some badass and die.
22. The end.

[Mattthezombie]

Tony montana much?

[maddawg]

Thank God someone knows.

[Glace]

[Legal User]

TINA TAKING OVER BITCHES

[Glace]