Paradox Debates

[Ryladine]

I decided to make a thread where we can get peoples minds working, essentially I will be posting one paradox a day for you to consider and try to work out.

First some basic guidelines:

Don't debate the possible, even if the theory behind the paradox is unsound debate as if it were true. (Ex. Buttered toast always lands butter side down.)

Post your own paradoxes but if a debate is onging wait until it does down.

This is not a game therefore it does not belong in spam.

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To start, a double paradox.

What happens when you tie a slice of toast butter side up onto a cats back, then drop it into a wormhole into yesterday? Does the universe end in a fiery apocalypse of a paradox, or would the world end the day before thus making it impossible for you to have done it in the first place to create a world ending paradox?

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[Saddam]

[Pope Marcus III]

What happens when a unstoppable object hits a unmovable object?

[Speakercity]

(12-09-2012 08:07 PM)Pope Marcus III Wrote:  What happens when a unstoppable object hits a unmovable object?

It depends on which was "made" first.

[Zinc]

(12-09-2012 08:22 PM)Speakercity Wrote:  

(12-09-2012 08:07 PM)Pope Marcus III Wrote:  What happens when a unstoppable object hits a unmovable object?

It depends on which was "made" first.

Well my friend, everything was made at the same time, the big bang.

Since you cannot create or destroy matter, it all existed at the exact same pico second.

If an unstoppable object hits an unmovable object, who is to say that it will not simply end the universe?

[Hail]

think of it as water hitting a wall

eventually the water will break down the wall

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[Hail]

no one said anything about unbreakable

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[Wazzy]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat came first, chicken or egg?

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[Wazzy]

?

Just the egg would have done

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[Derpy the Derp]

Everything I say is a lie.
Am I telling the truth, or lying?

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[Wazzy]

(12-09-2012 11:01 PM)Dougal Wrote:  

(12-09-2012 10:57 PM)Wazzy Wrote:  ?

Just the egg would have done

Well when the egg hatches, there's only 1 chicken and the chicken species would die

It would mate with the species that layed the egg which is VERY similar and keep it going.

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(12-09-2012 11:04 PM)Derpy the Derp Wrote:  Everything I say is a lie.
Am I telling the truth, or lying?

You would be lying.

[Derpy the Derp]

The answer to mine (In my opinion) is 'No, you are not lying, as you said once there was chocolate pudding in the fridge and there was.'

[Dougal]

--MASS SNIPPED BY DRAKE 19/12/2012--

[Derpy the Derp]

Not sure if this is a paradox, but:
I am wearing a hat with badass horns.
The hats have a hat inside them, and so on.
How small is the smallest hat?