Sonny Impression

[Reagent]

Hey guys, you're all wrong and I'm right.

[Vortex Riker]

(12-11-2012 02:36 AM)Reagent Wrote:  Hey guys, your all wrong and I'm right.

Would you describe your feelings as... Butthurt?

[Reagent]

(12-11-2012 02:38 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:36 AM)Reagent Wrote:  Hey guys, your all wrong and I'm right.

Would you describe your feelings as... Butthurt?

Nope, just doing impressions.

[Mattthezombie]

oh god, butthurt detector is going off the charts.

[Vortex Riker]

Lets look at the root issue here.. Would you say that you are doing impressions because you have butthurt feelings, because of what this "sonny" character might have theoretically said?

[Reagent]

(12-11-2012 02:43 AM)Zinc Wrote:  Lets look at the root issue here.. Would you say that you are doing impressions because you have butthurt feelings, because of what this "sonny" character might have theoretically said?

Or maybe your just over thinking this and it's just a simple impression.

[Vortex Riker]

(12-11-2012 02:50 AM)Reagent Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:43 AM)Zinc Wrote:  Lets look at the root issue here.. Would you say that you are doing impressions because you have butthurt feelings, because of what this "sonny" character might have theoretically said?

Or maybe your just over thinking this and it's just a simple impression.

I think we just found your problem. Judging from the defencive tone in your voice, I can indeed say that you are butthurt, and mad over this "sonny" character. Now that we have found the problem, we can go into further detail next session.

That will be $65.55 for the hour, please.

[Reagent]

(12-11-2012 02:54 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:50 AM)Reagent Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:43 AM)Zinc Wrote:  Lets look at the root issue here.. Would you say that you are doing impressions because you have butthurt feelings, because of what this "sonny" character might have theoretically said?

Or maybe your just over thinking this and it's just a simple impression.

I think we just found your problem. Judging from the defencive tone in your voice, I can indeed say that you are butthurt, and mad over this "sonny" character. Now that we have found the problem, we can go into further detail next session.

That will be $65.55 for the hour, please.

Sorry buddy, I'm all out of money. You misspelled defensive by the way.

[Vortex Riker]

(12-11-2012 02:55 AM)Reagent Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:54 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:50 AM)Reagent Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:43 AM)Zinc Wrote:  Lets look at the root issue here.. Would you say that you are doing impressions because you have butthurt feelings, because of what this "sonny" character might have theoretically said?

Or maybe your just over thinking this and it's just a simple impression.

I think we just found your problem. Judging from the defencive tone in your voice, I can indeed say that you are butthurt, and mad over this "sonny" character. Now that we have found the problem, we can go into further detail next session.

That will be $65.55 for the hour, please.

Sorry buddy, I'm all out of money. You misspelled defensive by the way.

Don't worry, I stole your wallet while you weren't looking.

[Reagent]

(12-11-2012 02:57 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:55 AM)Reagent Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:54 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:50 AM)Reagent Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:43 AM)Zinc Wrote:  Lets look at the root issue here.. Would you say that you are doing impressions because you have butthurt feelings, because of what this "sonny" character might have theoretically said?

Or maybe your just over thinking this and it's just a simple impression.

I think we just found your problem. Judging from the defencive tone in your voice, I can indeed say that you are butthurt, and mad over this "sonny" character. Now that we have found the problem, we can go into further detail next session.

That will be $65.55 for the hour, please.

Sorry buddy, I'm all out of money. You misspelled defensive by the way.

Don't worry, I stole your wallet while you weren't looking.

It's ok, I stole your purse while you were being a psychologist

[Vortex Riker]

(12-11-2012 03:00 AM)Reagent Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:57 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:55 AM)Reagent Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:54 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-11-2012 02:50 AM)Reagent Wrote:  Or maybe your just over thinking this and it's just a simple impression.

I think we just found your problem. Judging from the defencive tone in your voice, I can indeed say that you are butthurt, and mad over this "sonny" character. Now that we have found the problem, we can go into further detail next session.

That will be $65.55 for the hour, please.

Sorry buddy, I'm all out of money. You misspelled defensive by the way.

Don't worry, I stole your wallet while you weren't looking.

It's ok, I stole your purse while you were being a psychologist

Thats O.K., because I dont have a purse. That was actually old lady janice's purse.


Also, I stole your soul as paymet for this hour. I expect to see you back here next week, same time?

[Reagent]

(12-11-2012 03:02 AM)Zinc Wrote:  Thats O.K., because I dont have a purse. That was actually old lady janice's purse.


Also, I stole your soul as paymet for this hour. I expect to see you back here next week, same time?

It's alright, i have more than one soul, you see.... I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)born FUS RO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

[Vortex Riker]

* Vortex Riker watches as reagent leaves.
* Vortex Riker turns and starts typing at his computer.

Subject: Dr. Reagent.
Status: Mentally unstable
Recommendation: Demotion to Level D personnel
Notes: Subject seemed extremely disturbed and emotionally agitated, take care interacting with subject.

-Dr. Zinc, SCP Foundation psychologist, Site 27
* Vortex Riker presses send key

[Reagent]

* Reagent Sneaks back into Dr. Zinc's office

* Reagent Downloads list of SCP's locations

[Hail]

as being a doctor unlike zinc i am a psychiatrist i can prescribe medication for your butthurt

* Hail unzips pants

now this my sting a lil

but thats what its suppose to do

[Vortex Riker]

To reagents dissapointment, I am only a psychologist, not an O5.

[Reagent]

Silly me, i get them confused all the time.

Hey babe

[Sonny]

Reagent, you're wrong, I'm right. Deal with it bitch tits, don't get all butt hurt. Just because you pretend to be a girl to a group of kids online and I make fun of you for it, doesn't mean you can get all upset over it. So I suggest you take the broken glass dildo out of your asshole and regain whatever composure you have.

Sincerely,

Sonny

[Reagent]

(12-11-2012 04:17 AM)Sonny Wrote:  Reagent, you're wrong, I'm right. Deal with it bitch tits, don't get all butt hurt. Just because you pretend to be a girl to a group of kids online and I make fun of you for it, doesn't mean you can get all upset over it. So I suggest you take the broken glass dildo out of your asshole and regain whatever composure you have.

Sincerely,

Sonny

Not even mad, and if i was mad it wouldn't be because of something that happened 2 weeks ago.

PS: This is a impression, if you don't like the way i described you don't post on my thread http://www.seriousroleplayinghell.com/sh...?tid=10099

[Frostwitch]

this is my favorite thread ive never seen the word butthurt so many times in my entire life