Hi guys, I'm Clutch.

[Clutch]

Hello.

I'm Clutch, although I don't know for sure I think I've been a member of SRH for about three and a half years now. My first Garry's mod experience was back in 2009. I don't know what the server was called, but it was shit. I remember becoming a gun dealer and buying the foto shop. I tried to ask in chat how to buy weapons, but sadly local chat was enabled so I had absolutely no help. I tried to get help for several days, but couldn't understand why no one helped me. It made me sad so I quit Garry's mod for a while thinking it was a dumb game in which only ass holes played.

2009
A few months later in a time period of march - may I decided I would start playing again. I was only 12-13 at the time. I joined a server named "Serious roleplaying hell" it might sound familiar to some of you, to others it may just be some mental hospital you visited once. I liked this server because local chat was disabled and people actually wanted to talk to me. I learned how to earn money, and even sell some guns. My stores looked like something a homeless man wouldn't even dare sleeping in. They were several props slapped together and frozen. I had not grasped the concept of easy precision or weld yet.

2009
I went on building dumb stores in which a thief could grav gun their way in. I did that until I met this dashing young fellow named Al Kapwn. I remember him as having a sexy voice and a powerful leader. I saw the way he built his bases, and I was instantly amazed. I asked him if I could join his gang one day, only to hear the blunt answer of "No." It's honestly heart breaking being told no by someone you look up to. I asked and asked until one day, I said "I'll give you 20,000 to be in your gang." to which he said "Fine.". I was so happy that day. He told me to build a box for my printers and so I did. It rose up from the corner of the yellow ware house and extended over the main entrance. I got to know his gang quite well and they began to like me. I can't remember all the members, but I do know Saddam and Porkus were in the gang.

2009
We sat in the yellow ware house for the longest time. During that time there was a lot of admin abuse. I wasn't mod yet, but I was pretty close. I joined the forums to apply for moderator. The requirements to apply were as follows: You must be an active member of the server for at least two weeks, you must have at least 50 posts, and 3/5 people must say yes on your moderator application. I was ill one day and decided to earn the 50 posts. I was told that I was the first one to use the new moderator application system. I shit posted, double posted and spammed dumb threads. I made around 70 posts that day, my last post being my moderator application. I was approved by Spider, Snake, Kapwn and I think Drake which is 4/5. Once being moderator for a few weeks, SRH began to fall apart. Drake left because he was angry at Tyler for some reason. Tyler was left to run SRH alone, and soon was not able to afford the server. SRH was dead, UNTIL one of my good friends at the time Remi (who was also a moderator) decided to pay for SRH. Remi became the new owner of SRH, and he invited Drake to rejoin and help him set up the server.

May - December 2010
I quickly moved up the ranks and was soon super admin. I'm not sure what year it was when I was promoted. Things around this time are pretty fuzzy in my memory. My idol, Al Kapwn left SRH because he did not like the new management. He joined ByB and became super admin there. Other admins formed a new community called BRP and played there. I can't remember what I did, but some where around that time I formed a community with Andrew Armda named "After Hour Gaming." I got bored with that and I think I re-joined SRH as an admin. I was later promoted to super admin again. Things were quite for a while, I can barely remember anything from that time period. A new thing called the EC was formed, I can't recall all of the members but among them was Spider, Szymon and I.

June - October 2011
Things were quite again until one day one of my old friends named "Raz" came on the server. I can't remember exactly what happened, but it ended up that we were racing up and down the streets of down killing a lot of people. Aflac, co-owner at the time joined the server and demoted me to user no questions asked. I was angry at Aflac for that. I would be angry at him for a long time. I stopped playing SRH and instead played with Cryo and a few of his friends on minecraft. Cryo at the time had recently been kicked out of his owner position. We both hated SRH. We joined the server with aliases and RDMed people. (I can't remember when I got admin back, but I did.) after he was banned, I started banning random people for no reason. I managed to ban about three fourths of the server before I was banned.

October - Febuary 2011 - 2012
Roughly one year ago, I was banned from SRH for several months. I couldn't stand it. I was angry at my self for abusing my powers. I really wanted to play SRH. I made a new steam account, and bought Garry's mod and CS:S. His name was Spoon. I role-played as Spoon for several months with Sinister and Szymon. I honestly had a blast. Someone found out that I had been playing on the server and a few days later my Spoon account was banned. I appealed my ban and it was removed as long as I never got power again. I then went undercover with a new alias "Squidoo." I got moderator, and then the EC found out. Most of them wanted to demote me but it never happened. I got all my powers back. In may of this year I was EC until I resigned, it was too much work for me at the time and now I do regret it. Today I'm an elder with too much time on my hands.

This has been my experience with SRH and Garry's mod, some of the events may not be 100% correct. I truly do love SRH now.

[Broncaholic]

Allo, Clutch, i remember playing on Rac's account when you and Cyro were perma-banning everyone. I, unfortunately, was one of the 3/4 of the people on at the time you banned D: I flipped out because i knew rac would be pissed O_O Anyways, it was interesting seeing the process of you getting unbanned.

[John Nukette]

Clutch, SRH's Official Adminge.

[Clutch]

(12-17-2012 12:29 AM)John Nukette Wrote:  

Clutch, SRH's Official Adminge.

I'm not an adminge anymore, I haven't abused since the banning spree.

[John Nukette]

We'll always love you clutch.



Nomatrwut

[Sonny]

Never herd of you m8, but welcome.

[Mattthezombie]

Welcome aboard the SS FAGET, Clutch. <3

[Clutch]

Thanks for whalecumming me to your community.

[Pope Marcus III]

I love you Clutch. <3

[Zinc]

I remember working undercover for rod I think it was and getting your steam ID.

Secret shenanigans..

secrets lost to time...

[maddawg]

(12-17-2012 12:33 AM)Clutch Wrote:  I haven't abused since the banning spree.

You sound like a recovering heroin addict, hahahah.

[Al Kapwn]

(12-16-2012 11:54 PM)Clutch Wrote:  2009
I went on building dumb stores in which someone could a thief could grav gun their way in. I did that until I met this dashing young fellow named Al Kapwn. I remember him as having a sexy voice and a powerful leader. I saw the way he built his bases, and I was instantly amazed. I asked him if I could join his gang one day, only to hear the blunt answer of "No." It's honestly heart breaking being told no by someone you look up to. I asked and asked until one day, I said "I'll give you 20,000 to be in your gang." to which he said "Fine.". I was so happy that day. He told me to build a box for my printers and so I did. It rose up from the corner of the yellow ware house and extended over the main entrance. I got to know his gang quite well and they began to like me. I can't remember all the members, but I do know Saddam and Porkus were in the gang.

And there was sex. Lots of sex.

[Matty]

hi clutch

[Clutch]

(12-17-2012 02:03 AM)Al Kapwn Wrote:  

(12-16-2012 11:54 PM)Clutch Wrote:  2009
I went on building dumb stores in which someone could a thief could grav gun their way in. I did that until I met this dashing young fellow named Al Kapwn. I remember him as having a sexy voice and a powerful leader. I saw the way he built his bases, and I was instantly amazed. I asked him if I could join his gang one day, only to hear the blunt answer of "No." It's honestly heart breaking being told no by someone you look up to. I asked and asked until one day, I said "I'll give you 20,000 to be in your gang." to which he said "Fine.". I was so happy that day. He told me to build a box for my printers and so I did. It rose up from the corner of the yellow ware house and extended over the main entrance. I got to know his gang quite well and they began to like me. I can't remember all the members, but I do know Saddam and Porkus were in the gang.

And there was sex. Lots of sex.

Yes there was, even though you were 17 and I was 13.

[Al Kapwn]

(12-17-2012 02:51 AM)Clutch Wrote:  

(12-17-2012 02:03 AM)Al Kapwn Wrote:  

(12-16-2012 11:54 PM)Clutch Wrote:  2009
I went on building dumb stores in which someone could a thief could grav gun their way in. I did that until I met this dashing young fellow named Al Kapwn. I remember him as having a sexy voice and a powerful leader. I saw the way he built his bases, and I was instantly amazed. I asked him if I could join his gang one day, only to hear the blunt answer of "No." It's honestly heart breaking being told no by someone you look up to. I asked and asked until one day, I said "I'll give you 20,000 to be in your gang." to which he said "Fine.". I was so happy that day. He told me to build a box for my printers and so I did. It rose up from the corner of the yellow ware house and extended over the main entrance. I got to know his gang quite well and they began to like me. I can't remember all the members, but I do know Saddam and Porkus were in the gang.

And there was sex. Lots of sex.

Yes there was, even though you were 17 and I was 13.

[Moose]

This thread is heavenly

[Hail]

Clutch SRH's Bad Boy

[Clutch]

(12-17-2012 10:23 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  This thread is heavenly

Why thank you, it took a lot of emotion and time to make this thread.
(not really.)

[Marshmellow]

Oh lord.
I remember the minimum post-count thing. It was 50 for mod, 100 for admin. One week on forums for mod, two for admin.
I got admin in two weeks, was nice.

[Wazzy]

No mention of me?

Sad face =(