SRH TOOTHPASTE

[Mattthezombie]

* Mattthezombie picks up the phone and dials Srh hotline

Voice on the phone: Yes how may I help you today?

Me: I bought your Srh toothpaste, the one with fegat control, AND IT MADE ME GET BANNED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!


Voice: Well sir we can refund you for your purcha-

Me: I PISSED.

*voice hands up*

Me: MOTHA FUCKA HANG UP ON ME!

* Mattthezombie takes the phone and throws it at the wall

*phone bounces off the wall hitting John in the head*

*John starts gushing blood from his head*

* Mattthezombie yells

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, DON'T GET A BIG DICK!

[John Nukette]

OUCH!


MOTHERFUCKER YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK


LUCKY IT WASN't HARD

*Picks up phone*


I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK

[Hail]

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[Mattthezombie]

(12-18-2012 02:20 AM)Hail Wrote:  ALL YOU GUYS DO IS STAY AT HOME PLAY WITH YOUR DICKS AND WATCH PORN AT THE SAME TIME LIKE THIS DUUUHUHHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH​HUH

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