The Drakehawk Conspiracy

[maddawg]

Here is my theory. Drake has not actually been coding and fixing things these past 2 months. Actually, he has been done with that since about a week after the GMOD13 update. He just likes to upload a little bit of fixes every day. The reason for this is because he loves us. He wants to release SRH as a Christmas Present. He does this because he loves us all so much, and he knows giving us SRH for Christmas would make us happy, so therefore, we will love him more. He just wants to be loved even more.

It's a system, see.

Drakehawke <3 ---> SRH Player's <3 ---> SRH Server <3 -----> Drakehawke <3

See, it's a never ending cycle. Drake's love to us, causes us to love the Server, which gives more love to Drake. Eventually, the cycle will continue for so long, that we are all just filled with too much love and explode.

Drake, you must stop loving us so much, otherwise, you will cause us to explode, which will cause a paradox, and the world will cease to exist. I know you just love us so much, but please, we don't need a paradox on our hands!

[Moose]

(12-19-2012 11:17 PM)Xean0 Wrote:  

[Drakehawke]

yes i love you all but i've been coding nearly every day since 2 days after the map was released :(

[maddawg]

I know, I'm just playin. Good job.

[Moose]

(12-20-2012 01:34 AM)Drakehawke Wrote:  yes i love you all but i've been coding nearly every day since 2 days after the map was released :(

Emoticon faget

[Gabe Newell]

(12-20-2012 01:49 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:34 AM)Drakehawke Wrote:  yes i love you all but i've been coding nearly every day since 2 days after the map was released :(

Emoticon faget

[Vortex Riker]

(12-20-2012 01:51 AM)Trixie Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:49 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:34 AM)Drakehawke Wrote:  yes i love you all but i've been coding nearly every day since 2 days after the map was released :(

Emoticon faget

I am going to murder you to death, you incompetent emoticon faggot

[John Nukette]

>Calls someone who posts smileys or says "faget" an incompetent faggot
>Goes and makes an entire thread around a Zor gif

[Hail]

(12-20-2012 02:54 PM)John Nukette Wrote:  >Calls someone who posts smileys or says "faget" an incompetent faggot
>Goes and makes an entire thread around a Zor gif

[Dougal]

(12-20-2012 04:07 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:51 AM)Trixie Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:49 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:34 AM)Drakehawke Wrote:  yes i love you all but i've been coding nearly every day since 2 days after the map was released :(

Emoticon faget

-emotes-

I am going to murder you to death, you incompetent emoticon ******

[Vortex Riker]

(12-20-2012 07:31 PM)Dougal Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 04:07 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:51 AM)Trixie Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:49 AM)ScorchedMoose Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 01:34 AM)Drakehawke Wrote:  yes i love you all but i've been coding nearly every day since 2 days after the map was released :(

Emoticon faget

-emotes-

I am going to murder you to death, you incompetent emoticon ******

I swear to god

I will murder you dougal

I am going to fucking find you and murder you.

With a knife.



A rusty knife.

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(12-20-2012 05:39 PM)Hail Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 02:54 PM)John Nukette Wrote:  >Calls someone who posts smileys or says "faget" an incompetent faggot
>Goes and makes an entire thread around a Zor gif

Zor is not emoticons.

Zor > emoticons.

THEREFOR,

Zor = thread