How You Would Take Over the World

[DaveTheHuman]

Simple, say how you would take over the world. You can use any means necessary, even if it is technology that doesn't actually exist.

[Gabe Newell]

Bombs

[Hail]

bio terrorism is the way to go

it would help if you were rich

[Legal User]

Placebos and Chemical Warfare

[Vortex Riker]

Mh, I would become omnipotent, and scare the people into worshipping me with a few martyrs here and there.

Then I would make the world a beautiful place, and turn the sun purple and watch as crystal structures are created from my imagination.

Yeah, I would take the world over with awesomeness.

[John Nukette]

I would release a gas that made everyone on earth get insanely bad achne

And then I would send thousands of minions to pinch the puss out of their faces and make them all bleed to death.


Good times.

[Dougal]

i'd get everyone, cut their arms and legs off, tie them to eachother using their own hair, connect them to the moon, and make the earth collide with the sun

but before it collides, id get on a ship with a few of my limbless slaves and blast off yo

[Hound]

Become a billion by age 25 through whatever means necessary. I will first kidnap a young Japanese boy and dress him in a sailor boy suit. His name is be Sonny. Then I will buy 6 islands throughout different areas of the world. Purchase 1,000 infants, 500 are male and the other 500 are female. 200 from Africa, 200 from Asia, 200 from the Middle east, 200 from South America, 200 from North America. 50 of each nationality would be sent to 4 of the islands, 25 being male and the other 25 being female. 15 years later each one will have a child with a nationality different from themselves. 15 years after the second generation is conceived I will have 1,000 young men who look completely different from one another, and speak no language. I will then inject them with chemicals that will cause hair to grow on every spot of their body aside from their face. then I will inject them with chemicals that provide them with spontaneous muscle growth which will give them similar muscle tones to that of a gorilla. After this is completed, I will nuke every major city in the world. My minions will then be sent to China to create offspring with any survivors. Any men found will be captured and sent to the islands to farm. The women who have been impregnated by the minions will return to an island where they will give birth and then re-impregnated by the Alpha male of the island, as all women are. After China has been cleansed, the rest of the world will follow. Then Sonny and I will be the rulers of the world. Too bad Sonny only speaks Japanese.

[Refticus]

I would turn mars into a spaceship then proceed to roll the planet around earth squishing all life.