How would you like most to kill the person above you?

[Derpy the Derp]

EXAMPLE:

Mr. Mr. (me):
Start!

Your Average Troll:
slowly and hurribly breaking every bone in your body

Fegat 1:
Drown you under a bridge.


Start!

[Hail]

shove mail envelopes down your throat

[Derpy the Derp]

Slowly and painfully rip every bone in your body apart until there is nothing left.
(yeah I'm pissed today.)

[TwoD]

Anal rippage from being mounted by a hoarse.

[Derpy the Derp]

A cat's tail being shoved in your anus at 200 mph and your body being thrown into a black hole.

[John Nukette]

( for DERP invade I get ninja'd by Necro )

Truthfully nobody needs to die, I would just teach you a lesson.

Like, slam you on the ground and beat you within an inch of your life, and leave you to see if you would live.

[DaveTheHuman]

Strangle him with a gas mask.

[Derpy the Derp]

@John
I WOULD FUCKING BEAT YOUR SHIT OUT AND FUCKING CHOKE YOUR ASS OUT AND KICK YOUR HEAD OFF WHILE SHITTING DOWN YOUR NECK AND EATING YOUR FUCKING HEART YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

@Dave
Shoot you with your tommy gun

[TwoD]

I like trains.

*train blasts through wall to kill you*

[Derpy the Derp]

* Derpy the Derp dodges train

I would poison that food in your hand and shit on it.
CHOCOLATE!

[maddawg]

cut your dick off and shove it down your throat.

[John Nukette]

Show you how much of a fag you've been this causing you to kill yourself


Never mind I got ninja'd by maddawg



I would beat you with a pootis

[Derpy the Derp]

Hug you to death then throw your body into a black hole

[DaveTheHuman]

Cut your throat with mail.

[Derpy the Derp]

papercut you to death

[Zinc]

Rip your eyelids off so you have to watch every second of what I do to you. Then, tooth by tooth, I will remove your entire set of teeth. I will then extract your bone marrow, and break both of your legs in twenty seven different places. After that is done, I will stretch your legs out and watch as you scream. Next is your arms.. I will slice off the skin and muscle on your arms, leaving only the bits that hold the bones in place. I will cauterize the wounds, so that you do not bleed to death. Next, I will smash your balls with an iron mallet, and castrate you. I will then pull out chunks of your hair, a relatively painless experience considering what you just went through. Next, I slowly rip out chunks of your spine through your asshole. To top it off, I will peal off your nipples, and stab you in the heart with a knife, and twist it.

[John Nukette]

Call you a faget until you kill yourself

[Derpy the Derp]

stab you and your book

[Zinc]

Rip off your eye lids and force you to watch spingebill

[Hail]

shove steam punk spiked dildo in your urethra