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Vortex Riker · (12-10-2012 11:15 PM)

(01-04-2013 11:40 AM)Vito Wrote: yes

would you wear a hev suit and push a trolley with a yellow crystal thing into some bigass generator and cause the desstruction of the black mesa research centre then embark on a heroic journey through the labs of the research facility armed with a crowbar and 12 other weapons that fantastically fit into your pocket and be aided by scientists and a team of security guards that all look the same and then go into a portal to xen. and kill a ballsack cockroach then continue further and kill a big headed thing with a RPG then teleport to a moving trolley and the mob boss talks to you saying your contract is terminated blah blah, then you wake up in a train with some Guy in your voice saying stuff then your in city 17 and it looks like the Illuminati took over the world and then you go and find a security guard named Barney and he gives you a crowbar and you find some hoe running round da joint named alyx who gives you a Hev suit back :3

Kid, are you retarded? Its called an anti-mass spectrometer.

Stop being a dumbass, and properly enjoy the game you fucking idiot

#insulted
#saddened
#enraged
#facepalm
#userquotedisafaggot

#butthurt