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I'm so screwed.
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01-06-2013, 05:02 PM
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I'm so screwed.
I was in skype chat with Marshmellow, and he posts a random puush link. I click the link not knowing what it was, and it turned out to be some porn. I thought okay, no big deal and closed out of it. I turn around only to see that someone had been in my room at the time I opened the link. I know this because the door was closing as I turned around. I have no idea who it was, or what I should do about it. My Aunt and Uncle are here visiting and I'm afraid it may have been one of them.
00:57 - Drakehawke: i dont give a fuck clutch can do what he wants
"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it" ~ Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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01-06-2013, 05:06 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
I would say say nothing untill you are sure you know who it is. Then explain to them what happend.
Spoiler:
Any one can make up fake statistics, 85 percent of all people know that. |
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01-06-2013, 05:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-06-2013 05:07 PM by Glace.)
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RE: I'm so screwed.
If its your aunt and they approach you, you can do the folowing:
>Explain them that a bot is spamming porn to you >Be honest about it Uguu~ hall of fame:
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01-06-2013, 05:07 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
YOU GOTTA KILL SOMEBODY CLUTCH
MAYBE EVERYONE YOU CAN'T LET THEM KNOW CLUTCH NO WITNESSES Spoiler:
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01-06-2013, 05:09 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
(01-06-2013 05:07 PM)John Nukette Wrote: YOU GOTTA KILL SOMEBODY CLUTCH I would totally kill my whole family over some porn, yes. 00:57 - Drakehawke: i dont give a fuck clutch can do what he wants
"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it" ~ Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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01-06-2013, 05:12 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
(01-06-2013 05:09 PM)Clutch Wrote:EVERYONE(01-06-2013 05:07 PM)John Nukette Wrote: YOU GOTTA KILL SOMEBODY CLUTCH Spoiler:
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01-06-2013, 05:18 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
No Survivors.
Spoiler:
Any one can make up fake statistics, 85 percent of all people know that. |
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01-06-2013, 05:21 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
3 down, 2 to go.
Kidding, I just told my dad and he cracked up. 00:57 - Drakehawke: i dont give a fuck clutch can do what he wants
"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it" ~ Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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01-06-2013, 05:59 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
So do you know who it was?
![[Image: b_560_95_1.png]](http://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/216.245.199.2:27017/b_560_95_1.png) |
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01-06-2013, 06:01 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS?
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01-06-2013, 06:45 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
Just leave it, my mum walked in on me having a wank once, she just left the room and shut the door and we've never spoken of it since
Drakehawke SRH Leader Lua Scripter "Scientia Potentia Est" For also knowledge itself is power Francis Bacon - 1597 |
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01-06-2013, 06:56 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
(01-06-2013 06:45 PM)Drakehawke Wrote: Just leave it, my mum walked in on me having a wank once, she just left the room and shut the door and we've never spoken of it since By god my dad walked in while I was wanking once. He asked me if I wanted pizza for supper and then left. Spoiler:
![[Image: FUcYm.png]](http://i.imgur.com/FUcYm.png) "Cogito ergo sum; I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes |
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01-06-2013, 07:05 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
If my pops saw me havin' a wank he would be pretty damn pissed.
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01-06-2013, 11:21 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
(01-06-2013 05:59 PM)Phoenix Wrote: So do you know who it was? I haven't found out yet. I'm embarrassed as fuck though, even though I wasn't meaning to watch porn. 00:57 - Drakehawke: i dont give a fuck clutch can do what he wants
"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it" ~ Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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01-06-2013, 11:31 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-06-2013 11:31 PM by Ryladine.)
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RE: I'm so screwed.
Not as bad as walking in on your mom screwing some random guy she's going out with.
Also, If you're that concerned just leave a porno playing with a note "So you're the one!" and when they break up laughing you will know who it was. Few things anger me, but you should fear to tread where others have not. |
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01-06-2013, 11:33 PM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
I have never been caught wanking or watching porn.
2sneaky (Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8 |
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01-07-2013, 12:27 AM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
Gun killer - Best scammer of all time! ![[Image: 1o21w7.png]](http://i50.tinypic.com/1o21w7.png)
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01-07-2013, 12:59 AM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
yet
Drakehawke SRH Leader Lua Scripter "Scientia Potentia Est" For also knowledge itself is power Francis Bacon - 1597 |
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01-07-2013, 01:04 AM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
(Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8 |
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01-07-2013, 01:22 AM
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RE: I'm so screwed.
Bring up the "Dick tick" system with your parents. When you have an addiction to wanking off, you make 7 tickets. You can use whenever you want to masturbate, each session of pleasuring yourself, it consumes 1 ticket. You get 7 more tickets each week. From then on you can slowly demolish your addiction, moving down to 5 tickets a week, all the way down to 0.
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