Jimmy status: Rustled.

[Mattthezombie]

Today all in all was pretty shit.

>school has this powerpoint slide on a TV above the lunch lines
>get the idea to edit the slide so it says something like BIG BLACK COCK IS BEING SERVED TODAY!
>spend an entire weekend coding an EXE bouncer that will bounce a program off of another user on the school's LAN
>it works at home
>ask to go to libray before lunch
>log into libray computer
>plug in USB with EXE bouncer
>select an Administrator account.
>hit OK
>COMPUTER FUCKING LOCKS MY ACCOUNT AND DOESN'T LET ME LOG BACK IN
>Was locked out by a program called Desktop Authority 9
>now have to spend my day programing some sort of bypass to get out of the lock
>If i can't get past the lock I gotta tell the prinicpal i tried putting a black dick on his powerpoints



CONT.



>Asked girl out last week, got rejected.
>Hispanic kid in class won't stop fucking talking about it
>Trying to talk to other cute girl in class
>hispanic kid tells me to ssssh
>I get up and ask him "WHO ASKED YOU FAGGOT?"
>Teacher butthurt
>Get detention on thursday
>Jimmy status: rustled.

[Hail]

sides still hurt

[bloop]

Lol what

[Derpy the Derp]

The sides are hurt with this one.

[Dillinger]

i am such a cunt today.

[John Nukette]

SO I GOT UP

I REMEMBERED THE GREAT LESSON ZINC TOLD ME


AND I SAID TO THAT HISPANIC FAGET



"WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU?"

[Adrian Sheppard]

This is what happens when you rustle the jimmies, and what you should've done to your hispanic friend.

[Al Capone]

you're a hero matt !!

[Dillinger]

(01-07-2013 10:42 PM)Al Capone Wrote:  you're a hero matt !!

how.
he puts black dicks on the principles powerpoints. #truehero2013

[BulletproofKevin]

You sound like a Dingus.

[John Nukette]

I sound like a dinginginiggus

[maddawg]

hmm, seems like this chollo wants to play prison rules. This is what you do, tomorrow in school, the instant you see him, run up to him and punch him as hard as you fucking can in the nose. You must establish yourself as the top dog in school, the alpha male, not that pussy faggot. He think's he is king now because he got you in trouble. You have to prove him and your classmates wrong. Bonus points if you break his nose.

[Moose]

(01-08-2013 12:24 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  hmm, seems like this chollo wants to play prison rules. This is what you do, tomorrow in school, the instant you see him, run up to him and punch him as hard as you fucking can in the nose. You must establish yourself as the top dog in school, the alpha male, not that pussy faggot. He think's he is king now because he got you in trouble. You have to prove him and your classmates wrong. Bonus points if you break his nose.

This would be unnecessary, as Matt is a master slayer of the poosay

[maddawg]

yes, but matt must level up from cunt destroyer to chollo destroyer. It's the circle of life. This is like basic biology moose.

[Ivef]

(01-08-2013 03:57 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  yes, but matt must level up from cunt destroyer to chollo destroyer. It's the circle of life. This is like basic biology moose.

I'm offended, you calling me lower? Motherfucker.

[maddawg]

"Chollo" usually refers to a hispanic gangster or one who thinks they're are gangster. If I wanted to be offensive I would've said spic. But, I wasn't trying to be offensive, so I didn't. I've got no problem with hispanics. I've got hispanic friends and family. I was just making a joke. No trying to offend.

[Clutch]

You should put U WOT M8 instead of big black dick.

[maddawg]

(01-08-2013 10:24 PM)Clutch Wrote:  You should put U WOT M8 instead of big black dick.

hahahahaha

[Clutch]

You could also say something like it was hacked by anon, that would be pretty funny.