Assalamu Alaikum

[Gabe Newell]

Hello! This is my second About Me, because my first one was just a rough draft, but heres my real bio, if any of you are interested.

My name is Saad Channa, its a Pakistanian name. I was born in Red Bank, New Jersey, a quiet little town, low crime rates, and I love it. :) I was born on December 22, 1997. My parents immigrated from Karachi, Pakistan, one of the toughest, most dangerous cities in Pakistan. They immigrated to America because of the high crime, and because they wanted to see the American dream. My father came to America in 1989, and my mother came in 1982, so she could say her goodbyes while my father started the family business and get a small condo. My mother gave birth to my brother in 1993, before him she had two miscarriages, and she had another one after I was born. Ten years later after I was born, my mother had a new child, a girl. My favorite place to visit is Karachi, because it toughens me up, because my father's mother died of leukemia when he was only 11 years old. In Pakistan, my father taught me how to handle a handgun, the first firearm I learned to use was a Beretta 92FS. In Pakistan, the weddings are hardcore, loads of firing from weaponry from celebration goes on, the guys all party together, and sometimes gather a hookah, also known as a waterpipe, is something used for smoking flavored tobacco. However I have not smoked, because I am very cautious of my lungs. At the age of 12, I got salmonella from a burger joint in Pakistan, worst year of my life. Right now I am dealing with food poisoning, and I am getting lots of soft stool, which is very painful in the stomach.

Nice to meet you, members of Serious Roleplaying Hell :)

[Necromancer]

(01-10-2013 12:13 AM)Trixie Wrote:  Hello! This is my second About Me, because my first one was just a rough draft, but heres my real bio, if any of you are interested.

My name is Saad Channa, its a Pakistanian name. I was born in Red Bank, New Jersey, a quiet little town, low crime rates, and I love it. :) I was born on December 22, 1997. My parents immigrated from Karachi, Pakistan, one of the toughest, most dangerous cities in Pakistan. They immigrated to America because of the high crime, and because they wanted to see the American dream. My father came to America in 1989, and my mother came in 1982, so she could say her goodbyes while my father started the family business and get a small condo. My mother gave birth to my brother in 1993, before him she had two miscarriages, and she had another one after I was born. Ten years later after I was born, my mother had a new child, a girl. My favorite place to visit is Karachi, because it toughens me up, because my father's mother died of leukemia when he was only 11 years old. In Pakistan, my father taught me how to handle a handgun, the first firearm I learned to use was a Beretta 92FS. In Pakistan, the weddings are hardcore, loads of firing from weaponry from celebration goes on, the guys all party together, and sometimes gather a hookah, also known as a waterpipe, is something used for smoking flavored tobacco. However I have not smoked, because I am very cautious of my lungs. At the age of 12, I got salmonella from a burger joint in Pakistan, worst year of my life. Right now I am dealing with food poisoning, and I am getting lots of soft stool, which is very painful in the stomach.

Nice to meet you, members of Serious Roleplaying Hell :)

>NEW JOYZII

>ALLAHU ACKBAR

/serious

You've fired a Beretta, you lucky cunt. I've only shot a Glock 40, and a SIG Sauer P226.

why is your stool soft? sit on another one if that one is too soft.

[Frostwitch]

I don't think diarrhea has any place in an introductory thread :(

[Zinc]

(01-14-2013 04:22 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  I don't think diarrhea has any place in an introductory thread :(

Go eat some dancing fruits

Also

HULLO THAR TRAXI

NICE TO KNOW YOU

I never knew you had a brother and sister.

I only got a shitty sister to live with.

[Broncaholic]

Aye gabe, fun talking to ya m8. If ya ever need anymore advice, just message me :)

[Moose]

oh god are they asking each other for love advice

[Hail]

(01-14-2013 04:29 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:22 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  I don't think diarrhea has any place in an introductory thread :(

Go eat some dancing fruits

Also

HULLO THAR TRAXI

NICE TO KNOW YOU

I never knew you had a brother and sister.

I only got a shitty sister to live with.

is she hot?

[Zinc]

(01-14-2013 11:01 AM)Hail Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:29 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:22 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  I don't think diarrhea has any place in an introductory thread :(

Go eat some dancing fruits

Also

HULLO THAR TRAXI

NICE TO KNOW YOU

I never knew you had a brother and sister.

I only got a shitty sister to live with.

is she hot?

Oh. My. God.

Do you know how many people have asked me that in my lifetime? How many times people have said that they did my hot sister?

The thing is, shes only 11.

[John Nukette]

(01-14-2013 04:07 PM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 11:01 AM)Hail Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:29 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:22 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  I don't think diarrhea has any place in an introductory thread :(

Go eat some dancing fruits

Also

HULLO THAR TRAXI

NICE TO KNOW YOU

I never knew you had a brother and sister.

I only got a shitty sister to live with.

is she hot?

Oh. My. God.

Do you know how many people have asked me that in my lifetime? How many times people have said that they did my hot sister?

The thing is, shes only 11.

That's not what he asked

He asked if she's hot.




Anyways


Welcome to SRH you gotdamn anti American foreigner.
<3

[Hail]

(01-14-2013 04:07 PM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 11:01 AM)Hail Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:29 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:22 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  I don't think diarrhea has any place in an introductory thread :(

Go eat some dancing fruits

Also

HULLO THAR TRAXI

NICE TO KNOW YOU

I never knew you had a brother and sister.

I only got a shitty sister to live with.

is she hot?

Oh. My. God.

Do you know how many people have asked me that in my lifetime? How many times people have said that they did my hot sister?

The thing is, shes only 11.

old enough to to pee old enough for me lol

im kiddind

[Marshmellow]

(01-14-2013 04:07 PM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 11:01 AM)Hail Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:29 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:22 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  I don't think diarrhea has any place in an introductory thread :(

Go eat some dancing fruits

Also

HULLO THAR TRAXI

NICE TO KNOW YOU

I never knew you had a brother and sister.

I only got a shitty sister to live with.

is she hot?

Oh. My. God.

Do you know how many people have asked me that in my lifetime? How many times people have said that they did my hot sister?

The thing is, shes only 11.

I did your sister.

[Moose]

(01-15-2013 08:42 AM)Marshmellow Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:07 PM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 11:01 AM)Hail Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:29 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-14-2013 04:22 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  I don't think diarrhea has any place in an introductory thread :(

Go eat some dancing fruits

Also

HULLO THAR TRAXI

NICE TO KNOW YOU

I never knew you had a brother and sister.

I only got a shitty sister to live with.

is she hot?

Oh. My. God.

Do you know how many people have asked me that in my lifetime? How many times people have said that they did my hot sister?

The thing is, shes only 11.

I did your sister.

[Gabe Newell]

Jeez guys you made my introductory thread look like shit xD

[Hail]

I say we made it better now get your grades up fegat

[Marshmellow]

holy shit grades I forgot about those fuck