End of the World 2036

[Reagent]

Confirmed to hit earth in 2036 with space agencies working around the world to find a solution to deflect the 400 meter asteroid.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-5756...h-tonight/

[Ivef]

Not this shit again.

[Moose]

I believe it said that there was a possibility of impact with earth.

[Reagent]

Possibility is another word for surely

[Moose]

um ok

also
>this thread

>spam

[Reagent]

your avatar is a lie.

[John Nukette]

WE SHOULD JUST NUKE IT GODDAMN

[Mattthezombie]

of course, nukes are the answer to everything! Why not just slap a sticker on the missle that says, 'MERICA

[Phoenix]

by the time its 2036, we would have invented space faring super ships with cargo bays full of beer and beer cannons that will blast that asteroid like the small dick on a kangaroo

[Vortex Riker]

(01-10-2013 02:35 PM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  of course, nukes are the answer to everything! Why not just slap a sticker on the missle that says, 'MERICA

We have a weight discrepancy of about.. 8.3 pounds. Compensating for wei- OH FUCK ITS OFF COURSE ITS GOING TO LAND IN RUSS-

*boom*

*russia opens secret nuke missile facility*

*"'merica" gets nuked, causes world war 3*

#Coldwarnowhotwar2036




(The reason the sticker weighs 8.3 pounds because, like America's population, it is fat as fuck.)

[John Nukette]

Probably the Russians fault anyways


FUCK THEM TOO

[Rodrigo 4Ever]

"and [chances of a] potential impact, albeit small, in 2036,"
Since when does small chances of it potentially hitting earth mean surely?

[John Nukette]

Hate to break it to ya guys

But I'd be damned if the world lasts till 2036

[Al Kapwn]

(01-10-2013 05:31 PM)John Nukette Wrote:  Hate to break it to ya guys

But I'd be damned if the world lasts till 2036

Here we go again..

[John Nukette]

You talkin shit m8

[Legal User]

(01-10-2013 03:34 PM)Phoenix Wrote:  by the time its 2036, we would have invented space faring super ships with cargo bays full of beer and beer cannons that will blast that asteroid like the small dick on a kangaroo

*sing song voice* The Jetsons...

I can't remember but wasn't the Jetsons based 2000 era?

[John Nukette]

Probably was based there, Or the 90's

Can't be assed to check because both the shows

Jetsons and the flintstones

Were the worst cartoons for their time.


HOLY SHIT THEY PREDICTED TELIVISION.

[Venetia]

A science teacher talked about this last year. It has to go through a certain area in order to come back around at us, so it's all good. Besides, if possibly meant surely, we'd be dead countless time over from near-death incidents of the doomsday kind.

[Clutch]

"In half an hour the Slooh space camera will be showing a live broadcast of the flyby of potentially hazardous asteroid Apophis.
Aphophis is classified as "potentially hazardous" because a study in 2004 predicted a 2.7 percent chance of it hitting Earth when it passes within 22,364 miles (36,000 kilometers) of us in April 2029. Further calculations proved that this was not the case, but astronomers continue to monitor it carefully as it's due to make another close pass in 2036"

Yeah, the world is defiantly going to end you guys, may as well give up now. Fucking hell.

[John Nukette]

I blame it on the Dutch people