King of the Hill

[Reagent]

(I stole this from another forum because I'm unoriginal)

The Rules:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owne. IE, stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits you may assume you have "helpers" to move large objects or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions but try to rely on yourself
-Don't destroy the hill please ( in the last board it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)
-End your post with I now have the hill


I sat back and watched as the creator of the hill had finished his work and climbed to the top of his hill, sat down and cracked a can of his cold beverage of choice. In the darkness of the night I surround the hill with high intensity lights. Wearing a welding mask I calmly walk up the hill to my newly blinded foe, take the beverage from him and boot him off the top of the hill.

I now have the hill...and a nice cold one

[troll]

I call 911 and say you are a drug dealer and you have drugs... after they raid you I kill the cp and claim the hill.
I now have the hill.

[Zinc]

Two Words: BASS CANNON

I now have the hill.

[Derpy the Derp]

I slit your throat with mail, and then bury the hill. (Not destroying the hill, just burying it.)

I now have the hill- sort of.

[Zinc]

I proceed to fix my neck through various unknown and black magic methods.

I then proceed to corrupt your brain, causing you to die of blue screen of death.

I corrupt whatever you buried the hill in, causing it to delete itself from reality.

I am now the owner of the hill modafukr

[Derpy the Derp]

I use my magic powuh to bring myself back to life.
I destroy your corruption powers and make them irretrievable.
I then proceed to remove the damn links, causing you to die of loneliness.

I am now the owner of this hill fagits

[Zinc]

I eat your soul.

I am now the owner of the hill.

[Derpy the Derp]

My soul cannot be eaten.

I drown you in rainbows and gold.

I NOW OWN THIS HILL!

[Zinc]

I use the gold and build me the God Construct.

Needless to say, It now roams the earth as a robotic AI god.

I am now the king of the hill.

[Derpy the Derp]

I create Satan, which destroys the AI construct.

I note that you're dead, making you die.

I am now the KOTH.

[Reagent]

I gave Chuck Norris 5 dollars to go take the hill for me.

[Derpy the Derp]

I summon Bruce Lee to defend my position on the hill.

I am now and still KOTH.

[Zinc]

I use a Daedalus device.

You are all dead.

I am KOTH, and reinstated The Corrupt God

[Saddam]

I sell propane and propane accessories

I am KOTH

[Hail]

(01-11-2013 11:51 PM)Saddam Wrote:  I sell propane and propane accessories

I am KOTH

i was thinking this too when i read the title

i inject nerotoxin in your blood stream

push you of the hill

IM KING OF THE HILL

[Reagent]

I walked up to you on the hill and pushed you off.

I am KOTH

[Zinc]

I corrupt the hill

It is now my corrupt hill

I am KOTCH

[Vito]

I email you a file that deletes system32.
-You open it
-And die

I am KOTH

[Derpy the Derp]

I make you an offer you cannot refuse, buying the hill from you.

I am NOW KOTH.

[Zinc]

I hack the ROM of my computer, no longer needing system 32.

I am now a machine. A perfect, immortal machine.

You insect.

I proceed to turn you into one of my cyborg henchmen.

I am the CKOTH