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When I'm a cop...
01-12-2013, 01:44 AM
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When I'm a cop...
Name funny things you do while you are a cop.

When I'm a cop I take people's printers for myself and get a bunch of money. Or I put it in the PD without telling anyone and just keep an eye on it. (I don't always keep printers for myself, but sometimes, if I'm being corrupt.)

When I'm a cop I tell hobos to clean up their shit because I don't want it on my street.
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01-12-2013, 01:53 AM
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RE: When I'm a cop...
When I am a cop I start a plague and quarantine half the city.

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01-12-2013, 02:00 AM
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RE: When I'm a cop...
US-Mexico border

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01-12-2013, 04:29 AM
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RE: When I'm a cop...
Shoot the bad guys.

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01-12-2013, 04:37 AM
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RE: When I'm a cop...
When I'm a cop, I kill the bad guys. After that, I tea-bag their anus while saying "Ooh yeah, how do you like this dick up your ass" so it can be the last sentence they hear.

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01-12-2013, 04:51 AM
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RE: When I'm a cop...
Be a Border Patrol Agent, and go around threatening to deport people for breaking laws.

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01-15-2013, 01:28 AM
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RE: When I'm a cop...
When I'm a cop I kill bad people and sometimes hit them with my dildo

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