What would you do if you were owner for a day?

[Vito]

Put yourself in the shoes of our psychotic owner Drake

-Who would you ban?

-Would you allow posting of porn?

These are just a few templates, use your imagination

[Legal User]

Drake added You to group owner
(Console) to admins: YOU WANT TO REPLACE ME?
Drake: go sick
Dropped "Spycrab" from server<STEAM_0:1:30065705>
Spycrab (STEAM_0:1:30065705) has left the game.
John Sheperd<STEAM_0:1:48081614> spawned model models/props_phx/construct/metal_plate1x2.mdl
Clutch to admins: Me to.
(Console) to admins: DING DONG BANNU SERVER
Need admin assistance? type @ followed by your message.
You received no salary because you are unemployed!
Legal User: YES!
John Sheperd<STEAM_0:1:48081614> spawned model models/props_phx/construct/metal_plate1.mdl
(Console) to admins: LETS DO THIS
(OOC) Percifix: Why is this happening drake?
Juan Nukette: HOLY SHIT
Client "volcomhalo" spawned in server (98.15.238.43:43620)<STEAM_0:1:15013692>.
Legal User: im not gonna minge though
Juan Nukette: CONGRATS LEGAL
Dill to admins: ..
Drake removed all access rights from You
Drake: only kidding


Good times.

Yeah I think I would just dick around like I normally do.

[Mattthezombie]

!ban * 0 <3

[Gabe Newell]

(01-12-2013 02:55 AM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  !ban * 0 <3

killvector

[Tumor]

I would pretend to be the moderator I was never meant to be

[John Nukette]

I was in the owner group for the longest time, Just had my access locked hehehehehehehehehehehehjeheheheheehhe


ANYWAYS


I would ban all the fagets and cover the forum with soviet shit and screw all the womens

[Zinc]

I would start off by banning the chucklefuck admins,

Then proceed to ban the drake

then proceed to make my position permanent

then proceed to fill all the EC slots myself, dislodging everyone from ec

then proceed to make marsh EC

then proceed to make aflac Top Badass again

then proceed to make ozzy our rocket scientist

then proceed to make my friends into potatoes

then proceed to ban nukette over and over again for 1 minute

then proceed to procrastinate putting up servers for phoenix

then proceed to name myself Drakehawke

then proceed to get lazy and not code

then proceed to be drunk while on forums all the time

then proceed to buy myself a new hat from all the dolla brought in by srh

then proceed to revoke wazzy's ability to be mute

then proceed to ban my face from forums

then proceed to ban people from being butthurt

then proceed to make srh a pretty place again

[Renegade]

I would be really secretive...
...and nobody...
...would ever know.

[Derpy the Derp]

Ban drake

ban nookits gasmask

allow pron

invent bugbait bombs

nerf actual bugbait

allow phoenix to open up the Chernobyl RP.

profit from more money

buy moar alcohol

rinse&repeat

[harvey-morritt]

Erm? I would let people vote on rules that they want.

[Speakercity]

Open up a BM:RP server

[Hail]

Hmmm fire all staff that are inactive but on forums they keep their rank

Delete all inactive forum accounts except the inactive staff just incase they might comeback.

Not for get to change their rank if someone gets promoted *cough cough

Get a good coder to co own so server isn't crap

That's it I guess

Make the ec with 3 or 5 people and have to meet every month

[Moose]

Moose as owner?
Well, that sounds pretty gre-

* Moose gets violently slapped

[harvey-morritt]

I would delete all inactive forum accounts as well.

[Matty]

I would make a hl2 capture the flag server

[John Nukette]

I would make everyone butthurt

[TwoD]

I would make sure everything runs correctly and prolly leave my steam on and everyone will message me but i'll be at work/class and not reply.

[Vito]

ban all them 2010 accounts

make a Chernobyl rp server and take all the credit leaving john in tears

[Bravo22]

!ban *

!unban Drakehawke

!gimp drakehawke
Gimps: Im a Rapeist
I eat dick
Cocks
Cocks
Cocks
Cocks
Cocks
!kick drakehawke Gimped for lifae

!ban bravo22 1 Second Im so fucking cool!
Uh im banned shit.