I was literally in tears after this it was so funny.

[maddawg]

OK, so I went into the pawn shop (which was a gun shop) and yelled at the mayor "Mayor, you're a bitch. Fight Me!" (I just got fists.) And the 2 security guards pull out magnums and start going "If you fight in here we're gonna shoot you." So I just Stare at them with my fists up. And he's like "I dare you to punch me" and "Punch me and see what happens" and other stuff like that. So I crouch down, aim at his balls, and start punching. I kept punching him in the balls, and for some reason, him, the other security, or 3 cops in the shop didn't shoot/arrest me. So I kept punching him in the balls. And I literally punched him in the balls to death. So I go over to the other security and start punching him and I almost killed him too I think, but everyone started yelling "Kill him." So I finally got shot. But I swear, I was cracking up so hard that I punched someone in the balls to death when there were 3 cops and 2 guards in the room without dying.