Funny SRH Logic

[maddawg]

Post funny logic that is in SRH.

Here are mine:

-Punching walls hurts you, punching windows shatters them.

-A beer costs 35 dollars, but you can buy an assault rifle for $300 (Worth 8 beers.)

[Uncle Nomad]

-CPs have no brains.

[John Nukette]

If you have an Opinion/Disagreement you are automatically butthurt.

[Rodrigo 4Ever]

(01-17-2013 03:26 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  -Punching walls hurts you, punching windows shatters them.

If I really need to make a video proving how this is more realistic than being able to spam punch a brick wall, I will record it.

[Mattthezombie]

Is there anyway to make the wall punch do .5 damage?

[maddawg]

(01-17-2013 03:48 AM)Rodrigo 4Ever Wrote:  

(01-17-2013 03:26 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  -Punching walls hurts you, punching windows shatters them.

If I really need to make a video proving how this is more realistic than being able to spam punch a brick wall, I will record it.

I know. I know that punching bricks must hurt. I just find it funny that you get hurt from walls but you take no damage from windows and are magically able to shatter them with a punch.

[Mattthezombie]

Most classes are wearing gloves, like gangsters. Citizens could be wrapping there fist in there sleve before punching the window.

[maddawg]

(01-17-2013 04:18 AM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  Most classes are wearing gloves, like gangsters. Citizens could be wrapping there fist in there sleve before punching the window.

Having gloves on doesn't make you able to punch windows. It would still hurt and even if you could punch a window without breaking your hand, you would have to be pretty damn strong to break u

[Tumor]

(01-17-2013 04:22 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  

(01-17-2013 04:18 AM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  Most classes are wearing gloves, like gangsters. Citizens could be wrapping there fist in there sleve before punching the window.

Having gloves on doesn't make you able to punch windows. It would still hurt and even if you could punch a window without breaking your hand, you would have to be pretty damn strong to break u

glass isn't very strong...
You are basically saying that it is illogical for hitting a harder material to hurt you more than a weaker material. Maddawg are you sure you are 16? Most of your arguments sound like ones I would make when I was like 12.

[Mattthezombie]

(01-17-2013 04:33 AM)Tumor Wrote:  

(01-17-2013 04:22 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  

(01-17-2013 04:18 AM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  Most classes are wearing gloves, like gangsters. Citizens could be wrapping there fist in there sleve before punching the window.

Having gloves on doesn't make you able to punch windows. It would still hurt and even if you could punch a window without breaking your hand, you would have to be pretty damn strong to break u

glass isn't very strong...
You are basically saying that it is illogical for hitting a harder material to hurt you more than a weaker material. Maddawg are you sure you are 16? Most of your arguments sound like ones I would make when I was like 12.

[maddawg]

Ok, go up to your window and punch it as hard as you can. If you can shatter it without breaking your hand, then you are fucking superman. I guarantee it most likely won't even crack a little and you'll most likely end up with multiple broken hand bones. Windows are pretty fucking hard.

I didn't mean to start a whole debate, I just think its funny how windows shatter from punching them.

And no, I'm not 12, I'm 16.

You are very mistaken if you believe you can punch windows all day without getting hurt. I'm not trying to change it, I just find it funny.

[Wazzy]

My mother smashed our kitchen window once by punching it, she only cut her hand up. No Broken bones or anything.

[Moose]

(01-17-2013 12:34 PM)Wazzy Wrote:  My mother smashed our kitchen window once by punching it, she only cut her hand up. No Broken bones or anything.

Why was your mother punching a window in the first place?

[Wazzy]

Me and my brother were pissing about outside and she hit it to get our attention.

But the point is, she broke nothing. If you want something realistic, you should bleed out at the rate of 0.1hp/s for a random amount of time (very short).

[Rain]

(01-17-2013 11:40 AM)maddawg457 Wrote:  Ok, go up to your window and punch it as hard as you can. If you can shatter it without breaking your hand, then you are fucking superman. I guarantee it most likely won't even crack a little and you'll most likely end up with multiple broken hand bones. Windows are pretty fucking hard.

I didn't mean to start a whole debate, I just think its funny how windows shatter from punching them.

And no, I'm not 12, I'm 16.

You are very mistaken if you believe you can punch windows all day without getting hurt. I'm not trying to change it, I just find it funny.

It really all depends on whether the window are single or double pane
and how thick each pane is.

A single pane window with 1/8" thickness won't be that hard to punch through.

There are probably other factors but I'm to lazy to get into them.

[Vortex Riker]

Back on topic

Money printers explode when shot at, causing the biggest fire known to player-kind.

Microwaves collect money

The mayor can make his own laws that totally contradict common sense sometimes

City goes into lockdown for the shittiest of reasons. (fucking hobos always throwing shit >.>)

Hobos poop in their hand and throw shit. (fucking hobos)

[John Nukette]

(01-17-2013 12:42 PM)Wazzy Wrote:  Me and my brother were pissing about outside and she hit it to get our attention.

But the point is, she broke nothing. If you want something realistic, you should bleed out at the rate of 0.1hp/s for a random amount of time (very short).

* John Nukette is cooking in the kitchen

* John Nukette looks outside and sees wazzy pissing about and being British

* John Nukette punches the window into pieces


"WAZZY YOU CHEEKY CUNT M8 I'LL COME OUT THERE AND RECK U M8 I SWER, I SWER ON MY MUMS LIFE!"

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But That safety glass shit is something to reckon with, I had to hit a panel several times with a pipe to get it to break.

[maddawg]

2 more

Microwaves have a limitless stock of food inside them

Oranges and melons come out of microwaves

[Derpy the Derp]

INSRH

>hobos can afford AWPS, m3s and M4s

>gangsters can take on 10 cp

>when being mugged you punch someone with a fully automatic SMG in the face

[harvey-morritt]

Hobos shit out poop with bugs in, and that can growl.