Funny School Stories

[Tumor]

>6th grade
>sex ed
>turn in questions for the nurse to answer
> "Is it normal to have 7 boner"
>lol

Not the funniest, just one that I thought of randomly

[Necromancer]

>first grade

>shits self

>throws underwear in the back of the bathroom

>later that week we had a "lost and found" assembly, and I saw my underwear

lel

Also;

>last year

>awkward kid in our band class, we teased him a little.

>turns out he was autistic and was extremely offended by it

>friend was the only one who got in trouble, i make fun of him

>now known as the "autistic abuser"

[Legal User]

>told by teacher since I am leaving school in the middle of the year none of my grades would count.

>dicks around until I leave for New Zealand

>teacher says everything counts

>I get my GED and never go back to highschool.

6 months later...

>Due to my father dying from drunk driving I didn't like like the affects of beer and what it did to a person.

>my mom makes me play ring of fire.(card/drinking game)
>I lose.

>three times

>I drink.

>6 pints

>proceeded to lick

>everything

>walls

>my guitar

>laptops (three in the room)

>the fridge

>doors

>Ice cream. (We had some ice cream and that kept me from licking the toilet)

>finally 2 hours later I go to sleep on the floor

[Marshmellow]

Can't handle your liquor?

> stay up all night playing vidya

> come to school after literally no sleep that night

> everything goes ok

> go home, play more vidya and stuff

> go to sleep at 4 am after being shit tired

> wake up at 7, go to school

> chemistry, Ifuckinghatethis.jpg

> start nodding off

> wake up half an hour later, chair five meters away and sitting on the ground looking up at the principal's face

> mfw

[Legal User]

Most likely, it was my first time drinking.

[Range2Kill]

(01-17-2013 04:37 AM)Necromancer Wrote:  Also;

>last year

>awkward kid in our band class, we teased him a little.

>turns out he was autistic and was extremely offended by it

>friend was the only one who got in trouble, i make fun of him

>now known as the "autistic abuser"

LMAO I started busting out laughing at that last line.

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>Last day of school before exams.

>U.S. History, Teacher's first year, fresh out of college.

>We're in a circle all the desks moved, talking about our favorite part of the year.

>Fat kid in class starts doing the worm. (Got it recorded on my phone)

>Class gets on the discussion of weed.

>Discuss how the teacher would be on weed, how we're sure he did it blah blah.

>Girl's mom texts her saying "Isn't Mr. ***** the cute one?"

>Kid asks the teacher if he wants to smoke weed with him.

>Teacher says maybe one day if we go to Colorado.

[Vito]

>truanting class

>walk into shopping centre near school

>had to piss.

>walking towards toilets and notice p.e teacher smoking there on break

>I'm still in school uniform (all Australian public schools have uniform)

>run right in not looking at anyone looking right ahead

>walk out without a care forgetting he was still there.

>Having the OH FUCK MY LIFE feeling inside

>he looks at me and says "if i was fucking bothered ill take you back to the principle so fuck off before i become bothered"

what a legend

[John Nukette]

>first or second grade

>Cafeteria

>Corndogs for lunch

>Where I live there are many Native American "Indians"

>Kid tells a funny joke

>Navajo kid laughs while Corndog is in mouth

>Kid choking

>Kid stumbling and vomiting and passes out

>Medical team finally shows up

>Drags him off

>Never seen him again

[Necromancer]

OH YEAH

>last year

>at book fair, buying dem books, yo

>special education class walks in

>one of the kids literally started having a fucking seizure

>ambulance called, kid rushed to hospital

>mfw

[Moose]

this isnt really funny but is won hunded posent reel

>be in middle school

>end of school day

>track practice

>"fuck practice is boring"

>30 minutes in

>girl suddenly stops running

>everyone stares at her

>falls over

>SEIZURE

>no history of seizures

>hospital

>she moves back to cincinnati

>never seen again

she was obviously haunted by a ghost

[Tumor]

I should turn this into a regular School Stories thread. I have a shit ton of stories that I just can't remember for some reason :|
Here is one that is kind of related to school

>Girl in my class lives right next to my bus stop
>start walking home from bus stop
>hear running and look behind me
>see girl with 2 other girls in my class chasing after me
>run as fast as I can to get away
>make it to my apartments and try to hide
>they spotted me
>knock the door
>wait for my sister to open, they are almost up the stairs by now
>door opens right when they reach the top
>run to my room
>they know my address now even after I moved they know my new one

I am such a ladies man

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There was also a kid in my class who got expelled for putting his hand down a girls pants and slapping girls butts and stuff

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Here another one
>3rd grade
>kids playing around these heavy ass metal doors to the bathrooms
>guy accidentally slams door on girls finger
>cuts off part of finger
>amberlamps comes and takes her away
>3rd grade me sees her finger wrapped with a bloody ass paper towel n shits

[John Nukette]

>First grade

>Navajo doggin me

>Grabs his shirt and spins him round and round

>Shirt rips

>Kid goes flying across playground

>Mfw Kid's head explodes on a metal pole

>Sent to the "red bench"

>Never charged with murder

>Cops still searching for me to this day

[Necromancer]

>after school, its snowing

>girl asks me out

>has a heart attack

>ends up transferring to a school for the disabled

rip

[Marshmellow]

(01-18-2013 01:37 PM)Necromancer Wrote:  >after school, its snowing

>girl asks me out

>has a heart attack

>ends up transferring to a school for the disabled

rip

same shit happened to me bro

[Broncaholic]

> Live in Colorado

> make jokes about weed all the time

[Moose]

>be 14

>freshman in high school

>first week there

>ask to go to the restroom

>pissing at urinal

>guy staggers in

>gives me a look

>almost falls the fuck over

>sprawls out across the sinks

>"welcome to high school little dude"

>mfw

[Legal User]

I go to the bathroom and this try is writing on the wall and I didn't really care but once I see what he is writing I stop him and say.

Whore is spelt <insert teacher name>

He looks over and says "I think your right" he writes it down and notices that it was some thing else.

I spent the rest of the day finding white out to remove the teachers name so it then says

Kailee is a whore rather than ms.watts

[John Nukette]

(01-18-2013 04:36 PM)Legal User Wrote:  I go to the bathroom and this try is writing on the wall and I didn't really care but once I see what he is writing I stop him and say.

Whore is spelt <insert teacher name>

He looks over and says "I think your right" he writes it down and notices that it was some thing else.

I spent the rest of the day finding white out to remove the teachers name so it then says

Kailee is a whore rather than ms.watts

OMG BULLYING IMA KILL MY SELF :((((

[Legal User]

See I knew John was a woman.

[John Nukette]

Legal user is a whoor