More tales of the Butthurt brother.

[Mattthezombie]

So i'm just sitting there playing BF3, doing pretty good. He comes and slaps me with a towel. I get up, walk to the kitchen. Start hitting the shit out of him, he is grabbing onto me and I can't make a move (he was grabbing on my shirt) Pull shirt off to get out of it. Put my forearm around the back of his neck forcing him downwards. Start socking him in the stomach. He gets out of my hold and kicks me in the stomach. Dad comes down stairs and stops it all. Hes acting like he didn't do shit when he obviously did.

[maddawg]

how old is your brother? he acts like a 6 year old.

[Moose]

Make him steamchat with Marsh and break him down mentally

[Mattthezombie]

Hes 16 and a major swagfag.
Hes so fucking ignorant.

[maddawg]

(01-21-2013 12:58 AM)Moose Wrote:  Make him steamchat with Marsh and break him down mentally

YES

[Vortex Riker]

(01-21-2013 01:07 AM)maddawg Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 12:58 AM)Moose Wrote:  Make him steamchat with Zinc and totally destroy him mentally

YES

[Bee Onette]

You have successfully told him you're not going to take his shit.

Calmly explain that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. And for every stupid thing he does there will be an equal and opposite kick in his sweaty, festering, infectious purple taint.

[Marshmellow]

(01-21-2013 01:16 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 01:07 AM)maddawg Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 12:58 AM)Moose Wrote:  Make him steamchat with Zinc and totally destroy him mentally

YES

I have no reason to be mad at him, though.

[John Nukette]

You don't have reasons to be mad at anybody you make feel bad


<3

[BaltRavensxD]

(01-21-2013 01:07 AM)maddawg Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 12:58 AM)Moose Wrote:  Make him steamchat with Marsh and break him down mentally

YES

[Derpy the Derp]

(01-21-2013 08:01 AM)BaltRavensxD Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 01:07 AM)maddawg Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 12:58 AM)Moose Wrote:  Make him steamchat with Marsh and break him down mentally

YES

[Matty]

1. Wait for him to go to sleep

2. Get some shaving cream and a feather

3. Put some shaving cream on his hand

4. Tickle his nose with the feather

5. He should try to itch his nose, but will end up getting shaving cream on his face

6. While he is distracted pull down his PJs and shove your fist up his anus as far as
far as it will go

7. Film it it and post it here

[Derpy the Derp]

Tear up all his '#SWAG'

[John Nukette]

Burn his swag

[Moose]

Offer him sex.
It'll curb his raging hormones.

[Vortex Riker]

(01-21-2013 07:23 AM)Marshmellow Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 01:16 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 01:07 AM)maddawg Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 12:58 AM)Moose Wrote:  Make him steamchat with Zinc and totally destroy him mentally

YES

I have no reason to be mad at him, though.

Kid do you even read

[Marshmellow]

(01-21-2013 03:24 PM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 07:23 AM)Marshmellow Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 01:16 AM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 01:07 AM)maddawg Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 12:58 AM)Moose Wrote:  Make him steamchat with Zinc and totally destroy him mentally

YES

I have no reason to be mad at him, though.

Kid do you even read

I don't see what any of it has to do with me, man.

[Vortex Riker]

#SWAGOVERDOSE
#2SWAG4YOU
#MASTERSWAG

[Legal User]

Get one of his hats and line them with tacks.

[Vortex Riker]

This thread is now SWAG



2 MANY SWAG 4 YOU