Fight for the Cookie

[Derpy the Derp]

Basically, everyone battles for a cookie which I will now throw into the air.
* Derpy the Derp does so.

Rules:
No eating the cookie
Only fight for the cookie.

BEGIN!

[TheGreatKhan]

On phone so can't do no red color and suchhh
*shoces cookie in anal hole*

[Zinc]

* Zinc runs up to the crowd of people approaching the cookie mindlessly.

Since it was the last cookie on the face of the planet, people have fought personal wars to get it, and to savor every bite of it. I am not going to have that happen. I am going to preserve the cookie.

* Zinc pulls out akimbo ak's

* Zinc starts unloading into the crowd, killing everyone that moves.

* Zinc doubleshoots some guy in the head twice.

[John Nukette]

* John Nukette falls from the sky and crushes the cookie into dust

[Rigel]

* Rigel then steals John's gas mask and uses a vacuum to take the cookie.*

[TheGreatKhan]

*gives the cookie to Christmas elves who put it back together and lock it up in santas stomach

[Renegade]

*Disects Santa and tapes the cookie onto a rampant crayfish*

[Saddam]

I swipe the cookie away and grind it up into microscopic fibers, which then float into the atmosphere and promptly catch a large wind heading towards Califoria. The particles of the cookie then seperate into different winds, each heading for a different direction. One of the fibers happened to float to Los Angelos, where it was sucked on to a Boeing 747 headed to New York. The particle had stayed in New York for many years until it was trapped on a shipping container in the New York Harbor. This boat was headed for Germany and contained many metal parts used for the production of autobiles. The tiny crumb spent many weeks on that boat without seeing any land. On the fifth week, the captain of the ship sighted land. The barge was to take a fuel stop in the United Kingdom. While the boat was stopping, the topmost container the crumb was hiding in fell into the ocean.

The crumb followed ocean current into the river Thames where it reached a water pump which pumped water to much of England. the cookie made it's way through the intricate pipes until it reached a tea factory. The crumb gently floated in the air and landed in a teabag. This teabag was shipped with many others to a department store in England. On the shelves it sat while a middle-aged woman pondered over it and then grasped it and placed it in her shopping cart.

The next morning a teenager picked up the teabag containing the microscopic spec and promptly made tea. He drank it. While drinking the tea he had a wonderful idea: why not have a custom DarkRP that is actually fun and balenced? He pondered over it. He decided to learn the Lua programming language the next day and start his revolutionary server.


We now call the teenager Drakehawke and the server Serious Rolepaying Hell, or SRH for short.

Only one question remains: What happened to the other microscopic particles?

[Zinc]

I sucked them all up like a fucking vacuum.

Suck suck and shit yo


Suck suck.

Then I punched drake in the face, took out the cookie particle, and put in in a mass assembler, with all the other particles.

I now have the complete cookie. Come at me faggots.

[Dougal]

What you don't know is that the "cookie" you have is a fake.
I took the real cookie from the assembler before you could, and replaced it with a fake.
I've engineered a way to make the cookie into an earbud like material, so it tangles itself up.

[Zinc]

* Zinc shoots dougal in the face with akimbo ak's

* Zinc shoots dougal in the face again

* Zinc shoots him again

* Zinc takes the cookie

Fucking hell..
* Zinc attempts to untangle the cookie
(lolwat)