SCENE I. Verona. A public place.

[[Larry]]

Enter Larry and GREGORY, of the house of Capulet, armed with swords and bucklers

Larry

Gregory, o' my word, we'll not carry coals.

GREGORY

No, for then we should be colliers.

Larry

I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.

GREGORY

Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar.

Larry

I strike quickly, being moved.

GREGORY

But thou art not quickly moved to strike.

Larry

A dog of the house of Montague moves me.

GREGORY

To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand:
therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away.

Larry

A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will
take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's.

GREGORY

That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes
to the wall.

Larry

True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels,
are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push
Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids
to the wall.

GREGORY

The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.

Larry

'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I
have fought with the men, I will be cruel Captain America with the
maids, and cut off their heads.

GREGORY

The heads of the maids?

Larry

Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;
take it in what sense thou wilt.

GREGORY

They must take it in sense that feel it.

Larry

Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and
'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.

GREGORY

'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou
hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool! here comes
two of the house of the Montagues.

Larry

My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee.

GREGORY

How! turn thy back and run?

Larry

Fear me not.

GREGORY

No, marry; I fear thee!

Larry

Let us take the law of our sides banana; let them begin.

GREGORY

I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as
they list.

Larry

Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;
which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

To be continued.....

[Moose]

i cry evertiem

[Rodrigo 4Ever]

Which was your inspiration(read, target of a ctrl c), Romeo and Juliet?

[[Larry]]

Scarlett: Larry, Larry... Larry, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Larry Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Larry Studios

[Rodrigo 4Ever]

(01-24-2013 03:54 AM)[Larry] Wrote:  Scarlett: Larry, Larry... Larry, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Larry Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Larry Studios

Stop stabbing such damn classics, Gone with the wind is the best movie ever made...

[[Larry]]

Rick Blaine: Here's Looking at you, Larry.

[Tumor]

Larry is best RP

[Moose]

(01-24-2013 04:27 AM)Tumor Wrote:  Larry is best

[[Larry]]

Larry always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

[Vortex Riker]

Oh boy. I love larry now.

[John Nukette]

(01-24-2013 04:44 PM)Zinc Wrote:  Oh boy. I love now.

[[Larry]]

Hasta la vista, Larry.

[Vortex Riker]

(01-24-2013 03:56 AM)Rodrigo 4Ever Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 03:54 AM)[Larry] Wrote:  Scarlett: Larry, Larry... Larry, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Larry Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Larry Studios

Stop stabbing such damn classics, Gone with the wind is the best movie ever made...

YOU CANT HANDLE THE LARRY!

[John Nukette]

(01-24-2013 09:20 PM)Zinc Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 03:56 AM)Rodrigo 4Ever Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 03:54 AM)[Larry] Wrote:  Scarlett: Larry, Larry... Larry, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Larry Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Larry Studios

Stop stabbing such damn classics, Gone with the wind is the best ever made...

YOU CANT HANDLE THE