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Suspended from school.
01-24-2013, 08:44 PM
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Suspended from school.
>Sitting in class while the cuntsuler is giving us these forums for our Electives next year

>Taking C++ Programing and Webmaster (HTML)

>Ask a question about what IT fundamentals was

>Tells me its about some microsoft word and shit

>Black guy behind me starts going "Ha, he thinks he smart."

>He does this for like half the fucking class

>He starts looking at the tag on my shirt checking if its 'real' polo. (it is)

>I swipe his hand away

>He smacks the back of my neck

>I get up

>ball my fist

>KNOCK HIM STRAIGHT IN HIS FUCKING FACE 3 TIMES, KOing HIS ASS.

>Male teacher pulls me away and tells me to go to the principal

>suspended

>Going back Tuesday next week.


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01-24-2013, 08:46 PM
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RE: Suspended from school.
(01-24-2013 08:44 PM)Mattthezombie Wrote:  >Sitting in class while the cuntsuler is giving us these forums for our Electives next year

>Taking C++ Programing and Webmaster (HTML)

>Ask a question about what IT fundamentals was

>Tells me its about some microsoft word and shit

>Black guy behind me starts going "Ha, he thinks he smart."

>He does this for like half the fucking class

>He starts looking at the tag on my shirt checking if its 'real' polo. (it is)

>I swipe his hand away

>He smacks the back of my neck

>I get up

>ball my fist

>KNOCK HIM STRAIGHT IN HIS FUCKING FACE 3 TIMES, KOing HIS ASS.

>Male teacher pulls me away and tells me to go to the principal

>suspended

>Going back Tuesday next week.


Cunt.

FINISH HIM

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01-24-2013, 08:48 PM
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RE: Suspended from school.
(01-24-2013 08:46 PM)Clutch Wrote:  FINISH HIM

Mister Wrote:when an admin goes to speak to you about it you unleash a barrage of profanity and anger akin to that of a soccer mom stuck in traffic on the way home from her son losing a game.

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01-24-2013, 08:49 PM
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HA!
Show that to your brother

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01-24-2013, 08:53 PM
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RE: Suspended from school.
*snif* *snif*

I am proud Matt, I wish I was allowed to be as violent as you are in the US, but no matter what I do, it always leads to detentions. Life is much easier in Pakistan.

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01-24-2013, 08:57 PM
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RE: Suspended from school.
(01-24-2013 08:53 PM)Gabe Newell Wrote:  *snif* *snif*

I am proud Matt, I wish I was allowed to be as violent as you are in the US, but no matter what I do, it always leads to detentions. Life is much easier in Pakistan.

>implying life in middle east is easy.
No offence <3

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01-24-2013, 08:59 PM
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01-24-2013, 09:03 PM
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Matt i never thought you had it in you.

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01-24-2013, 09:06 PM
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Oh my god, my friend got in heap shits of trouble for shouting that at school a while ago.

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01-24-2013, 09:34 PM
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Good Job Matt
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01-24-2013, 09:41 PM
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RE: Suspended from school.
Obviously fake, a black guy taking a programming class? HA!








just kidding.

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01-24-2013, 09:45 PM
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RE: Suspended from school.
(01-24-2013 09:41 PM)Necromancer Wrote:  Obviously fake, a black guy taking a programming class? HA!








just kidding.

He was with his counselor, and matt asked about a computer class.

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01-24-2013, 09:46 PM
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RE: Suspended from school.
(01-24-2013 09:45 PM)Clutch Wrote:  
(01-24-2013 09:41 PM)Necromancer Wrote:  Obviously fake, a black guy taking a programming class? HA!








just kidding.

He was with his counselor, and matt asked about a computer class.

ohshit i'm dumb.


still, black guy joke was funny.

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01-24-2013, 10:36 PM
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I cant help but imagine this scenario. Its glorious.


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01-24-2013, 10:39 PM (This post was last modified: 01-24-2013 10:39 PM by John Nukette.)
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So it was you, Fuckin ai man you gave me a cuncussion, Tomorrow after school IMMA wreck u m8
Or tuesday
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01-24-2013, 11:44 PM
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RE: Suspended from school.
You should have eaten his dick heart to absorb his dick size power.

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01-25-2013, 12:36 AM
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(01-24-2013 11:44 PM)Moose Wrote:  You should have eaten his dick heart to absorb his dick size power.

>implying they have power.

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01-25-2013, 12:47 AM (This post was last modified: 01-25-2013 12:48 AM by Tumor.)
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RE: Suspended from school.
it was worth it
today someone brought a knife to school and nobody confessed to bringing it so the cops are coming to interrogate us and shit tomorrow

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01-25-2013, 12:49 AM
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(01-25-2013 12:47 AM)Tumor Wrote:  it was worth it
today someone brought a knife to school and nobody confessed to bringing it so the cops are coming to interrogate us and shit tomorrow

For a knife?!
Pft, what kinda school does that.

Mister Wrote:when an admin goes to speak to you about it you unleash a barrage of profanity and anger akin to that of a soccer mom stuck in traffic on the way home from her son losing a game.

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01-25-2013, 12:52 AM
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RE: Suspended from school.
(01-25-2013 12:49 AM)Bee Onette Wrote:  
(01-25-2013 12:47 AM)Tumor Wrote:  it was worth it
today someone brought a knife to school and nobody confessed to bringing it so the cops are coming to interrogate us and shit tomorrow

For a knife?!
Pft, what kinda school does that.

No idea lol, someone in my class just saw it on the ground and gave it to the teacher

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