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01-31-2013, 12:21 AM
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Ok so we have 2 tunnels and 3 roads (ok so im leaving out a road to make it simpler fer newfags), so 1 road joins with the other. Thus the middle road is almost always empty because the road on the right is AS SLOW AS FUCKING DEAD PEOPLE CRAWLING because it's where 1/2 the traffic comes on. and the right is pretty fast.
OK So 5pm, traffic up the kazoozoo. Road in the middle empty as usual. THIS PRISSY BITCH in her white car talking on the cell phone plastic fake brand glasses barby bitch goes into the middle lane and ZOOMS infront of everyone. and then instead of merging with the bitch slow lane, TRIES TO GO INFRONT OF US. NOBODY LET THAT BITCH IN SHE FLIPPED US ALL OFF. How I (and I bet the other cars) felt: ![]() This happened awhile ago but I figured i'd share with ya. Drakehawke Wrote:I don't even know how the fuck that's possible. (05-14-2013 07:22 PM)John Nukette Wrote: Handboobs |
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01-31-2013, 12:28 AM
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wat...
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01-31-2013, 01:27 AM
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RE: This Bitch
Dammit I was expecting an alternate ending of
"She got head on'd by a semi and basically disintegrated on impact."
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01-31-2013, 01:51 AM
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(01-31-2013 01:27 AM)John Nukette Wrote: Dammit I was expecting an alternate ending of I lol'ed rather loud cause of this /ontopic I would of stuck my head out the window and yelled at the bitch ![]() ____________________________________ META (Masturbating Ethiopian Terrorist Association) |
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01-31-2013, 02:12 AM
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RE: This Bitch
Nah she flipped me off so I blew a kiss to her and drove by her as she had to get in the granny snow lane
Drakehawke Wrote:I don't even know how the fuck that's possible. (05-14-2013 07:22 PM)John Nukette Wrote: Handboobs |
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01-31-2013, 02:19 AM
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RE: This Bitch
women can't be trusted at the wheel of a car
(Staff) Moosey Clause: drake you cheeky cunt if you dont give me my fucking ragdolls ill come to london and reck u m8
(Staff) Drakehawke: u wot m8 |
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01-31-2013, 02:37 AM
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RE: This Bitch
Spoiler:
"Cogito ergo sum; I think, therefore I am."
-René Descartes |
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01-31-2013, 11:58 AM
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excuse me but im a great driver
get in my car ill take you somewhere real fuckin safe like |
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01-31-2013, 12:36 PM
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(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote: excuse me but im a great driver safe like? so its not gonna be safe? its a trap dont ride with her unless in the backseat;) jk sersly #takewomenslicenseaway2013 and beyond (03-29-2013 06:44 AM)Hail Wrote:(07-01-2012 07:53 PM)Chowder Wrote:(07-01-2012 06:46 PM)HAIL Wrote: No, the answer to life is... Spoiler:
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01-31-2013, 07:38 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-31-2013 07:38 PM by Vortex Riker.)
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(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote: excuse me but im a great driver I'd like to go somewhere with you.. ^^ If you know what I mean. Spoiler:
"Cogito ergo sum; I think, therefore I am."
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01-31-2013, 08:17 PM
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01-31-2013, 08:20 PM
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(01-31-2013 08:17 PM)harvey-morritt Wrote:(01-31-2013 07:38 PM)Zinc Wrote:(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote: excuse me but im a great driver I have no idea what you mean by that sentence what so ever and the notion of me raping anyone is simply ridiculous. Spoiler:
"Cogito ergo sum; I think, therefore I am."
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01-31-2013, 08:28 PM
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(01-31-2013 08:20 PM)Zinc Wrote:(01-31-2013 08:17 PM)harvey-morritt Wrote:(01-31-2013 07:38 PM)Zinc Wrote:(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote: excuse me but im a great driver I suppose it is ... |
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