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01-31-2013, 12:21 AM (This post was last modified: 01-31-2013 12:22 AM by TwoD.)
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Ok so we have 2 tunnels and 3 roads (ok so im leaving out a road to make it simpler fer newfags), so 1 road joins with the other. Thus the middle road is almost always empty because the road on the right is AS SLOW AS FUCKING DEAD PEOPLE CRAWLING because it's where 1/2 the traffic comes on. and the right is pretty fast.


OK

So 5pm, traffic up the kazoozoo. Road in the middle empty as usual.
THIS PRISSY BITCH in her white car talking on the cell phone plastic fake brand glasses barby bitch goes into the middle lane and ZOOMS infront of everyone. and then instead of merging with the bitch slow lane, TRIES TO GO INFRONT OF US.

NOBODY LET THAT BITCH IN SHE FLIPPED US ALL OFF.

How I (and I bet the other cars) felt:
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This happened awhile ago but I figured i'd share with ya.

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01-31-2013, 12:28 AM
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wat...

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01-31-2013, 01:27 AM
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Dammit I was expecting an alternate ending of



"She got head on'd by a semi and basically disintegrated on impact."

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01-31-2013, 01:51 AM
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(01-31-2013 01:27 AM)John Nukette Wrote:  Dammit I was expecting an alternate ending of



"She got head on'd by a semi and basically disintegrated on impact."

I lol'ed rather loud cause of this

/ontopic I would of stuck my head out the window and yelled at the bitch

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01-31-2013, 02:12 AM
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Nah she flipped me off so I blew a kiss to her and drove by her as she had to get in the granny snow lane

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01-31-2013, 02:19 AM
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women can't be trusted at the wheel of a car

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01-31-2013, 02:37 AM
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(01-31-2013 02:19 AM)Moose Wrote:  women can't be trusted at the wheel of a car

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01-31-2013, 11:58 AM
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excuse me but im a great driver
get in my car ill take you somewhere
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01-31-2013, 12:36 PM
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(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  excuse me but im a great driver
get in my car ill take you somewhere
real
fuckin
safe like

safe like?

so its not gonna be safe?

its a trap

dont ride with her

unless in the backseat;) jk

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01-31-2013, 07:38 PM (This post was last modified: 01-31-2013 07:38 PM by Vortex Riker.)
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(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  excuse me but im a great driver
get in my car ill take you somewhere
real
fuckin
safe like

I'd like to go somewhere with you.. ^^





If you know what I mean.

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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.





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01-31-2013, 08:17 PM
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(01-31-2013 07:38 PM)Zinc Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  excuse me but im a great driver
get in my car ill take you somewhere
real
fuckin
safe like

I'd like to go somewhere with you.. ^^





If you know what I mean.

That or rape, after all it is Zinc.
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01-31-2013, 08:20 PM
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(01-31-2013 08:17 PM)harvey-morritt Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 07:38 PM)Zinc Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  excuse me but im a great driver
get in my car ill take you somewhere
real
fuckin
safe like

I'd like to go somewhere with you.. ^^





If you know what I mean.

That or rape, after all it is Zinc.

I have no idea what you mean by that sentence what so ever and the notion of me raping anyone is simply ridiculous.

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Why hello there insanity
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.





(12-10-2012 11:15 PM)Drakehawke Wrote:  i swear to god i'm so close to banning you it's unreal


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01-31-2013, 08:28 PM
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(01-31-2013 08:20 PM)Zinc Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 08:17 PM)harvey-morritt Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 07:38 PM)Zinc Wrote:  
(01-31-2013 11:58 AM)Frostwitch Wrote:  excuse me but im a great driver
get in my car ill take you somewhere
real
fuckin
safe like

I'd like to go somewhere with you.. ^^





If you know what I mean.

That or rape, after all it is Zinc.

I have no idea what you mean by that sentence what so ever and the notion of me raping anyone is simply ridiculous.

I suppose it is ...
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