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**Bee Onette** · (This post was last modified: 02-03-2013 06:08 AM by Bee Onette.)

>Mfw you are an EMS casually healing people beside the mayor's on your claimed throne, overlooking the citizens below, and you are paralyzed by a random three bullets to the spine.
You feebly crawl back to your healing position after hitting (and sliding down) the wall face-first from force, take out your medgun, and slowly rebuilt your spinal cord. Gasping in agony, you pray to the metaphysical god that you will be saved from this despairing pain.

The gods are merciful.

When it happens two more times over the next thirty minutes, you become an athiest.

xD Holy shit guys tonight was cray. And that's not including the swapping of sex techniques.
(By the way, I'm jokin about the RDS. Just thought it was funny.)

**Tumor** · 02-03-2013, 06:08 AM

We used to have this Cider 2 server... it was not a good experience for me
>First time joining

>Walking around trying to figure out the gamemode

>Guy asks me to follow him

>Leads me to his apartment and he locks us in his bathroom

>Start rolling to decide whether or not he knocks me out

>He knocks me out

>Proceeds to rape me and beat me to death

>Throws Tumor's body out of the window

>Rapes me in a swimming pool again then leaves

I am still traumatized to this day

Moose · 02-03-2013, 06:09 AM

(02-03-2013 06:08 AM)Tumor Wrote: We used to have this Cider 2 server... it was not a good experience for me
>First time joining

>Walking around trying to figure out the gamemode

>Guy asks me to follow him

>Leads me to his apartment and he locks us in his bathroom

>Start rolling to decide whether or not he knocks me out

>He knocks me out

>Proceeds to rape me and beat me to death

>Throws Tumor's body out of the window

>Rapes me in a swimming pool again then leaves

I am still traumatized to this day

I remember that day, it was quite hilarious.
Didn't someone get in trouble for throwing you off the roof? lol

**Bee Onette** · 02-03-2013, 06:09 AM

(02-03-2013 06:08 AM)Tumor Wrote: We used to have this Cider 2 server... it was not a good experience for me
>First time joining

>Walking around trying to figure out the gamemode

>Guy asks me to follow him

>Leads me to his apartment and he locks us in his bathroom

>Start rolling to decide whether or not he knocks me out

>He knocks me out

>Proceeds to rape me and beat me to death

>Throws Tumor's body out of the window

>Rapes me in a swimming pool again then leaves

I am still traumatized to this day

I don't know why I am laughing but I am.

**Tumor** · 02-03-2013, 06:18 AM

(02-03-2013 06:09 AM)Moose Wrote:
(02-03-2013 06:08 AM)Tumor Wrote: We used to have this Cider 2 server... it was not a good experience for me
>First time joining

>Walking around trying to figure out the gamemode

>Guy asks me to follow him

>Leads me to his apartment and he locks us in his bathroom

>Start rolling to decide whether or not he knocks me out

>He knocks me out

>Proceeds to rape me and beat me to death

>Throws Tumor's body out of the window

>Rapes me in a swimming pool again then leaves

I am still traumatized to this day

I remember that day, it was quite hilarious.
Didn't someone get in trouble for throwing you off the roof? lol

I don't know I left like right after that lol
This all happened within 3 minutes of me joining...

**Bee Onette** · 02-03-2013, 06:21 AM

So what is Cider 2?

maddawg · 02-03-2013, 06:21 AM

My first time on Cider 2, it was like me and two other people. I didn't really know how to play that well. Some guy wanted to fight me, I got my ass kicked. Then they left, and I just walked around getting drunk. DarkRP should incorporate that drinking system.

For those of you who don't know what I mean, the effects were realistic. 1 beer didn't make you 3 sheets to the wind. It was like:

1 beer: Pretty much no effects
2 beers: A little Screen blur
3 beers: |
4 beers: |
5 beers: \/ More blurring/drunk

~~Legal User~~ · 02-03-2013, 06:32 AM

In hl2rp my penis was removed via mrflyingbananas pistol after I jumped off a roof and /charfallover to land face first on the hard point. Scared the fuck out of some guy.

**Bee Onette** · 02-03-2013, 07:00 AM

Does /charfallover work on DarkRP?

**Tumor** · (This post was last modified: 02-03-2013 07:09 AM by Tumor.)

(02-03-2013 07:00 AM)Bee Onette Wrote: Does /charfallover work on DarkRP?

I don't think so

Spy/-/guy · 02-03-2013, 08:27 AM

(02-03-2013 07:00 AM)Bee Onette Wrote: Does /charfallover work on DarkRP?

Nope, there was a /sleep command before, however it was removed because almost no one ever rp ed with it, and was easy to exploit.

**Bee Onette** · 02-03-2013, 08:29 AM

(02-03-2013 08:27 AM)Spy/-/guy Wrote:
(02-03-2013 07:00 AM)Bee Onette Wrote: Does /charfallover work on DarkRP?

Nope, there was a /sleep command before, however it was removed because almost no one ever rp ed with it, and was easy to exploit.

Sadness was the price to see it end. But hey it makes the Black Mesa RP in the works (I don't know much about it) sound all the more hilarious

Zinc · 02-03-2013, 08:37 AM

(02-03-2013 08:29 AM)Bee Onette Wrote:
(02-03-2013 08:27 AM)Spy/-/guy Wrote:
(02-03-2013 07:00 AM)Bee Onette Wrote: Does /charfallover work on DarkRP?

Nope, there was a /sleep command before, however it was removed because almost no one ever rp ed with it, and was easy to exploit.

Sadness was the price to see it end. But hey it makes the Black Mesa RP in the works (I don't know much about it) sound all the more hilarious

Hey do you have those crucial samples from the lab?

Yeah they are right he-

/fallover

**Bee Onette** · 02-03-2013, 08:40 AM

(02-03-2013 08:37 AM)Zinc Wrote: Hey do you have those crucial samples from the lab?

Yeah they are right he-

/fallover

God damnit Bee! This is why we don't have nice things! Stupid-ass narcoleptic.