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02-11-2013, 05:56 AM
Post: #1
Mattthezombie Offline
Don't be so suburban
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LEL
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Contains some racial terms:
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|SGSU|Mattthezombie: HEY SEXY
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: WHERE DO YOU THINK UR GOIN M8?
|SGSU|Mattthezombie grabs killer's leg
ki113r45: oh bb
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: COME BACK HERE YE LAND LUBBER!
ki113r45: bb plz
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: WHAT DID YE JUST SAY TO ME?
ki113r45: moose is nicer :( he dont rape me bb
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: are you
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: serious
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: i leave you for one weekedn
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: and you have an affair
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: WITH MOOSE!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: A FUCKING MOOSE
ki113r45: YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: TELL ME
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: MAYBE I MIGHT M8
ki113r45: WE HAVE A ANTLER-BABY TOGETER I CANT LEAVE HIM!!!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME FOR HIM?
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: WHY!?
ki113r45: HE HAS ANTLERS
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: OH REALLY?
ki113r45: THEY GO PLACES
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: JUST YOU WAIT
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: I WILL SAW OFF THOSE ANTLERS AND GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES WITH THEM!
ki113r45: no bb plz
ki113r45: i luv u bb
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: ITS TOOL ATE FOR THAT
ki113r45: bb
ki113r45: ...
ki113r45: bb plz
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: NOPE
ki113r45: bb come back
|SGSU|Mattthezombie gets in his car
ki113r45: no bb
|SGSU|Mattthezombie drives down the road
|SGSU|Mattthezombie engages GPS
ki113r45: BB!!!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie CALCULATE ROUTE TO MOOSE
|SGSU|Mattthezombie turns down I-95
ki113r45 Calls cops
|SGSU|Mattthezombie runs off the road and goes through roof of moose;s house
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: SUP BITCH
ki113r45: " my bb so mad rite naw he ganna kil som1
|SGSU|Mattthezombie shoots moose in the face several tiemz
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: EVEN CLUTCH LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU MOOSE, AND HES DEAD!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie grabs hack saw
ki113r45: o bb
|SGSU|Mattthezombie saws off moose;s antlers
|SGSU|Mattthezombie takes helicopter back to house
|SGSU|Mattthezombie runs through door
ki113r45: bb!!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: HERES THOSE FUCKING ANTLERS, PREPARE YOUR EYES MOTHER FUCKER
|SGSU|Mattthezombie grabs antler
ki113r45: No BB!!!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: TOO LATE, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU FUCKED MOOSE
ki113r45: BB!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie rams the antler through killer's left eye
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: GET SOME MUTHA FUCKER
ki113r45: ?me BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie suddenly has Nam' flashback
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: OH SHIT
|SGSU|Mattthezombie puts on GI clothing
ki113r45 Cops arrive
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: THERE IN THE TREES!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie jumps out front window
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: VC!!!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie kills officer with bare hands and takes his pistol
ki113r45 ded
|SGSU|Mattthezombie shoots all of officers except the last one
|SGSU|Mattthezombie is out of ammo
|SGSU|Mattthezombie gets shot in chest
|SGSU|Mattthezombie is ded
ki113r45 Turns out its Drake
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: lel
ki113r45 BAN
ki113r45 NO FUN ZONE MOTHERFUCKER
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: I have nothing better to do at 12:54 AM do i?
ki113r45: lol my fucking sides
ki113r45: put this on the forms
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: too lazy
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: trying to get steam to work
ki113r45: Do it bb
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: and also trying to find the trojan horse charging through my computer ,its key logged me
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: so i prolly just freaked him out
ki113r45: lol
ki113r45: MY DUCKING SIDES
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: my mind is playing out the Taken phone scene
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: while looking for the horse
ki113r45 SIDES I CUNT FEEL THEM!!!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: u failed fegat go home
ki113r45: o u wot m8
ki113r45: u cheky cunt m8
ki113r45: fuk u m8
ki113r45: wana tusle m8
ki113r45: fukin wrk u m8
ki113r45: i swer
ki113r45: i wrek u m8
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: this fucking horse man
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: its charging fast through my computers
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: btw
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
ki113r45: STOP GOIN TO PORNHUB THEN BITCH
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: I FOLLOWED A LINK ON FOURCHIN
ki113r45: THERES YO PROBLEM M8
ki113r45: FUKIN DRAK WRKD U M8
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: wat?
ki113r45: Idk
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: my mind is full of fuck
ki113r45: M8
ki113r45: N8
ki113r45: G8
ki113r45: S8
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: M7
ki113r45: BINGO!!!
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: Lol
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: killer you cunt
ki113r45: Tee hee
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: OWMFAIWMNFAWFMAWF
ki113r45: gbnjgbnzcgnhj
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: imma bash my face
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: on my keyboard
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: and see what happens
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: c
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: i have very tiny face.
ki113r45: uwotm8uchekycuntm8iwrkum8
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: aaah i miss having good ol convos with srh fegats
ki113r45: stfu faget
ki113r45: get banned
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: what?
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: get banned?
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: the fuck you mean
ki113r45 Ki113r45 has blocked you
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: WOW
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: YOU FUCKING NIGGER
ki113r45: LOL
ki113r45: OMG
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: GO EAT SOME FUCKIGN CHICKEN
ki113r45: MY SIDES
ki113r45: OMFG
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: FUCKING PORCH MONKEY
ki113r45: OH SHIT
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: HEY
ki113r45: MY FUCKING SIDES
ki113r45: OH SHIT
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: WHAT DO AN APPLE AND A BLACK GUY HAVE IN COMMON?
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: THEY BOTH LOOK GOOD HANGING FROM A TREE!
ki113r45: ...
ki113r45: ...
ki113r45: too far man
ki113r45: too far
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: NOT MY FALT
ki113r45: ...
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: wow killer
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: you butthurt fuck
ki113r45 Reports you to fib
ki113r45 plants kiddy pr0nz on your computer
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: lel
ki113r45 Wins
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: not a single fuck given
ki113r45 NOPE.avi
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: you know what would be funny
ki113r45 WINDOWS ENCOUNTERED MY DICK
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: learning arabic or russian, and just start talking russian or arabic randomly
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: and peope think your a terrorizer
ki113r45 Lel
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: ALLAHU AKBAR!
ki113r45 Mows lawn with dick
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: *steam chat explodes
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: wat.
ki113r45 Doesnt know
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: i wanna cum inside rainbow dash.
ki113r45 Is stumped
ki113r45: /you is faget
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: like the guy who shot his dick off in nam?
ki113r45: ... No
ki113r45: .. not looking
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: dont
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: i wasnt able to fap
ki113r45: ...
ki113r45: ...
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|SGSU|Mattthezombie: its just
ki113r45: ...
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|SGSU|Mattthezombie: mind fuckingliy gay
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|SGSU|Mattthezombie: KEYBOARD WARRIOR
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|SGSU|Mattthezombie: MOUSE CLICKING NINJA
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ki113r45: ...
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ki113r45: LEL
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: W
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: I WIN
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|SGSU|Mattthezombie: 420BLAZEIT
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ki113r45: poop
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: DO YOU KNOW how to fix games being unaviliabe all the time?
ki113r45: Put this shit on the fourms
ki113r45: lel
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: inb4 banned for racism
ki113r45: lel
ki113r45: Ban drake for butthut fag
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: oh my
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: doin it
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02-11-2013, 05:57 AM
Post: #2
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RE: LEL
Oh my, im behind this 167.63%.
Dougal - 01-04-22:48 -- gooby plox put my pe in tht but whol nd mke me screm at cow!
[01:01:18] [RDM] Fitz Kilpatrick has reported Charlie Kelly for RDM: he wanted me to do meth with him and I said: "drugs are bad" so he killed me c_c
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02-11-2013, 05:59 AM
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#Bestchat2013
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02-11-2013, 06:55 AM
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"Not everyones cut out to be a truck driver" said Larry
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02-11-2013, 07:32 AM (This post was last modified: 02-11-2013 07:55 AM by ki113r45.)
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(02-11-2013 06:55 AM)[Larry] Wrote:  "Not everyones cut out to be a truck driver" said Larry

Dat spam.
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: nah im good
ki113r45: ok then
ki113r45: mo fo me
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: lol
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: thats what a guy eating would say
ki113r45: lol
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: HEY YOU GONNA EAT THAT LEFT TIT? NO? MORE FO ME!
ki113r45: SIDES
ki113r45: OH MY SIDES
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: lel
Dougal - 01-04-22:48 -- gooby plox put my pe in tht but whol nd mke me screm at cow!
[01:01:18] [RDM] Fitz Kilpatrick has reported Charlie Kelly for RDM: he wanted me to do meth with him and I said: "drugs are bad" so he killed me c_c
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02-11-2013, 08:23 AM
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(02-11-2013 07:32 AM)ki113r45 Wrote:  
(02-11-2013 06:55 AM)[Larry] Wrote:  "Not everyones cut out to be a truck driver" said Larry

Dat spam.
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: nah im good
ki113r45: ok then
ki113r45: mo fo me
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: lol
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: thats what a guy eating would say
ki113r45: lol
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: HEY YOU GONNA EAT THAT LEFT TIT? NO? MORE FO ME!
ki113r45: SIDES
ki113r45: OH MY SIDES
|SGSU|Mattthezombie: lel

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02-27-2013, 04:28 AM
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Why hello there insanity
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.




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