Rape-Man Forever

[Ivef]

My friend wrote this essay, gave me a copy. I do not support rape so don't take it as such, this is just an essay for fun supporting it. Anyone who takes any beliefs or actions from this is a complete idiot.



Rape-Man Forever


Rape. It's amazing. You don't need to get a woman through sweet words, alcohol, or even gifts. No, all you need is a baseball bat or go up to a woman with a handkerchief and simply ask her "Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?". As a part of the ritual throughout the world rape has been around since the beginning of time. Ever since animals were given the glorious gift of reproduction, life began to spread throughout the earth. Since then rape has existed all around us. Politics, trends, medication, science, and other things.

A common question throughout the time is "How do we ever maintain control?". Well, that is quite simple actually. A man simply must rise to become a leader. Every man has a chance. He must go woman to woman and be sure that he becomes famous for it in any way possible. It could be by treading women like garbage like they are or by being a straight cannibal. When a man has become more intimate then our last leader simply known as The Rape-Man, they are immediately branded as the new Rape-Man weather they like it or not. Our current Rape-Man Chung Oh, is currently creating outstanding new laws keeping our streets clean and out alleys bust. Although man people have enjoyed their time getting to know others, there are few who believe raping is wrong. These disgusting people have banded together attempted to destroy our very way of life. Because of this, some of our people begin to question society.

"What happens when some girl gets pregnant?". Well you could just blame it on the woman for getting pregnant by beating, have her give birth and eat the baby, or if you like a challenge you could just raise the kid to be either a regular hell-raiser such as yourself or you could toss the little ugly demon spawn female creature thing out onto the streets like she deserves. "Shouldn't women have equal rights?" Hahahahahahahaha no. Women are basically the dirt of society. We need it to be alive too so we may grow, but at the same time trample it without care. Those who have revolted against us have forgotten everything. They know nothing of their own history or even the things that go on around them. They believe that women deserve to be treated as equals and that they should be loved. Nope. Our lord and savior the Almighty and All-Powerful Lemon Lord of Lemons have graced us with the life from the seeds he ripped out of his own body. We thank him every day by raping the women who will bear the fruit of life. "But how do we fight these evil heretics you may ask"? Well that's simple. Anyone that may even look slightly suspicious will be killed and fed to the children because cannibalism is delicious.

Basically our life is simple, easy and efficient and completely human. Our society consists of men treating women like crap, the same way it has always been. It's not like the women have any feelings of opinions about this. Besides, no one likes a whiner. The heretics believe that women should be treated fairly, treated with respect, and loved. It's a good thing we slaughter them and feed them to the kids. They corrupt our way of life. Right now the chloroform is cheap and everyone is happy. So grab a bat, beat a broad and have a good time, the world will bow down to you so that you enjoy the life you have here. Unless you're female.

[Saddam]

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[Mattthezombie]

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[Marshmellow]

I hope you're not in a country which has English as an official language, because if so your friend is a fucking retard and you're probably shit-tier too for hanging out with him.