Epic Raids

[maddawg]

I was a thief today. I decided to raid the PD. I was strappin like always. I had a five-seven. I went to the back door, lockpicked it. It just so happens a cop was coming out nearly simultaneously as me, so I crouched down and
popped him in the stomach 5 or 6 times. He died instantly. I sprinted up the stairs to the third floor and looked around. I went to the closet room because there is often printers, drugs, or guns in there. Nothing. I do notice though, that the Mayor's door is open. I see a cop standing in front of his desk. I sprint over and barrage him with bullets. He's dead. I have full health. I make a fading door to keep the cops out. I tell the mayor 1k or he dies. He won't give me it, so I beat the shit out of him. Oh Shit! The cops have a warrant. A cop bashes open the door, I shoot him 1 or 2 times, but he goes back outside the door, I chase him out, hit him another time or 2, but he fires back. I go back in the office and close the door. I say "Come in and the mayor dies!" Theres 2 cops now. The stupid motherfuckers don't listen. Good thing the five-seven has 20 bullets. I kill them both in a line as they come in. One of them had a fuckin MP5 and couldn't kill me. However, I was heavily damaged. I was bleeding out. I would not make it more than a minute or two. My last business was to kill the mayor. I couldn't let him live after this. I empty a clip into him. I then stand on the balcony ledge and /advert that I must kill myself because I just killed 4 cops and the mayor. I am about to jump off, but a cop rushes into the mayors office and kills me before I can.


Also, another fun raid today. A cop was raiding a trader's shop. They were both just standing there. The cop had his back to me, the trader wasn't paying attention. I was strapped, of course. I pull my gat and empty it into the both of them. I steal the microwave sitting on the shelf, and run off to my base, get my health to 200, lockpick the microwave and get most of my money back.


Share your raid stories.

[Derpy the Derp]

I was a thief a few weeks back
Just learned how to use fading doors so I snuck in the pd and planted one right in the mayors office
Hid behind door with deagle and 19 boxes worth of ammo
Cop bats it shoot him and if need be his buddies down
Shut door
Rinse and repeat
Get bored
Leave

[Hail]

Back when there was a hobo god and ozzy was playing

He was a mob boss and I was planning to raid him

So I watched and waited for them to leave their base

He had a shit ton of snipers and rifle ammo

Shit was nerve wrecking cause didn't know when they would come back

[cms21023]

A week ago I was cp and the mob owned the warehouse right next to pd. They killed a cp trying to enter so the mayor called a lockdown and ordered us to take them down. About 6 cps standing outside the warehouse scared as shit saying there were tons of armed gang members and were saying wait til all the cps were there and then raid. But being the badass cp I am I ram the door and run in and get behind the bar counter and crouch. Pulled out my m4 and lit up 6 or so gang members shooting at me. I kill all but two without takng damage but I also used all my ammo. I crouch and quickly take out my m3 benalli and take out the remaining two. I took them all out myself and I felt like I won lotto or sum shit Hahahaha. I had then had a crazyy ooc moment and rubbed it in the gangs faces. Best raid I ever done.

[Dougal]

was sick with flu one day
was at home, and some people were on
i was thief, and didnt have any money in my wallet
but i wanted to raid the pd
so i did
i went in
beat a cp to death with my bare hands
got to the top floor
put down my base thing
held it for a good 20 minutes with my bare hands
or should i say
BEAR HANDS
heuheuheuheheheheh

[ChuckTesta]

you instantly killed him after shooting him 5 times fuck logic.

[Rigel]

(03-08-2013 09:23 PM)maddawg Wrote:  I am about to jump off, but a cop rushes into the mayors office and kills me before I can.

I remember something like this, except that I was the cop, and Uncle Nomad made a newspaper about it after.



Also, today 2 hobos came up to me. One said wanna see some magic? Then they both proceed to punch me, then I beat the crap out of them with my stunstick.

(I was a guard)