DRAKES LIFE STORY

[Derpy the Derp]

once there was an ugly hawke
he was so ugly he scared all his nest to death
he cried like a little bitch
then he found a nest of swans
he tried to evolve into one
but a cunt Pokemon trainer pressed b.
the swans and the pokemon trainer then died from the ugly hawke
he then found a hobos pc
then found that he could type
then he could code
he took upon a gmod server
and now he's rolling in that cash dawg
he adopted the name drakehawke because yolo

but then in 2043 he pissed himself when he saw his reflections in his shiny computer
then died


THE END

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IT'S A WONDERFUL TALE RIVALLING TOLKIEN HIMSELF!
You must give it 10/10

[ki113r45]

11/10 So true i cried for hours make a movie then a game about it.

[Vortex Riker]

This is shitty

[Phoenix]

(03-18-2013 02:44 AM)Zinc Wrote:  This is shitty

[Derpy the Derp]

So is pøpkørń.

[Derpy the Derp]

Pøpkørń tastes like shit

[John Nukette]

Gus shsuerjshdbrjsnej

[Derpy the Derp]

Your such a Fucker

[John Nukette]

No FUK u bish

[Derpy the Derp]

Biiiiiitchhh u be hatin
The best part is that the familys name is A. Fucker

[Vortex Riker]

Fuck off

[Derpy the Derp]

Fuck off
Xcept derp.

[Vortex Riker]

Says the half-tard who is obsessed with fucking ponies, and is being an arrogant asshat who is shoving ponies in other peoples faces by having them as your bloody avatar and signature.

Nice job asshole, you put me in a bad mood

[John Nukette]

Zinc just said something I do agree with BUT



ZINC IS DUH BUTTHRUT

[Derpy the Derp]

(03-19-2013 12:34 AM)John Nukette Wrote:  Zinc just said something I do agree with BUT



[THIS]ZINC IS DUH BUTTHRUT[/THIS]

+1

[Vortex Riker]

(03-19-2013 07:56 AM)Derpy the Derp Wrote:  

(03-19-2013 12:34 AM)John Nukette Wrote:  Zinc just said something I do agree with BUT



[b]ZINC IS DUH BUTTHRUT[b]

+1

Ya fukken did it wrong mr. Gaylord

[Saddam]

WARNING: Butthurt level 9001
EVACUATE SPAM IMMEDIATELY

[John Nukette]

Zincobyl

[Vortex Riker]

This thred is fukkin tarded

All u r idiits, f(4)-return();

[John Nukette]

FHUCKGUN WEETARTS